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Viz Top Tips

@VizTopTips
Joined February 2011
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Ian C@Ianshad18 Dec 2016
Convince friends you've won the lottery by putting first class stamps on your Christmas cards. @VizTopTips
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Mikey B@MJBanyfooty29 Oct 2016
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@VizTopTips. Save £18 billion and keep the #Heathrow locals happy by training pilots to use both lanes of the runway.
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Ian C@Ianshad5 Sep 2016
Give your meal that expensive restaurant look by drizzling your HP sauce in a cross cross pattern. @VizTopTips
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Steve Titley@stevecomic4 Sep 2016
A garden hanging basket liner makes a handy Donald Trump wig for your next fancy dress party @VizTopTips
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Alex Dale@typofoto13 Oct 2015
Try singing "Michael Gove" to the tune of Byker Grove for a topical earworm @VizTopTips
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@VizTopTips @TwopTwips Trick people into thinking you're a clown on his day off by driving around in a #Fiat500
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@VizTopTips Jay Z: Use a simple list system to swiftly deal with any tasks before they become irksome.
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@VizTopTips Avoid having to give blood ever again by contracting AIDS.
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@VizTopTips Reached a milestone today so I made this !
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@VizTopTips #UKIP voters: England flags in your window will reduce local house prices. Ideal for encouraging social diversity
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@VizTopTips Parents. Save money on presents by simply advising children of Santa's imprisonment for offences related to Operation Yew Tree.
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@VizTopTips simply dismiss any valid but controversial arguments by labelling their proponents as 'trolls'
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Denbow@docdenbow27 Sep 2014
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@VizTopTips Twitter : get people to close their accounts by simply spamming timelines with "Promoted Tweets"
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@VizTopTips Columbo fans make any 1 hour long tv show Columbo by watching the last half hour then turning over to watch on the +1.
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Pete Hancock@petedrums11 Apr 2014
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@VizTopTips YouTube advertisers: Might be an idea to mention your brand name / message at some point during the first 5 seconds of your ad
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Chris Morris@Ceejayemm7 Aug 2014
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@VizTopTips ....red screw tops from tomato puree tubes make an excellent fez for Turkish hamsters. Just like that!
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@VizTopTips Fool internet users in to thinking you are important by having your twitter name begin with @thereal.
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Follow @VizTopTips for excellent advice on life in general.
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@VizTopTips Teenagers, give your parents home a more authentic hotel feel by making them speak Polish as they go around tidying up after you
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Tris Davies@DaviesTris30 Mar 2013
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@VizTopTips annoy metal detector enthusiasts by sticking nuts and bolts in dog shit.
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