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Joined December 2012
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$1000 in 3 doubles? I'll take it! 💤💤💤 @waitresslife @WaitStaffLife
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Table: oh don't worry about us, we have no intention of leaving anytime soon (round of laughter) #awesome #restaurantlife
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Nothing like spending 20 minutes of you life reorganizing sugar packets. #waitresslife @WaitStaffLife
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Bartending Tip: Tired of some customers who ask for free drinks? Pull them close & say quietly,"Sorry but it's not mine to give away." #ABH
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I'm 'has never legally downloaded music' years old.
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How can you tell if a song is a big hit on the radio? They make a shitty remix of it.
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My favorite color is porn
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Replying to @WaitStaffLife
“@WaitStaffLife: Nothing like a good old fashioned Mexican groping #serverlife” no tip?
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Who needs the gym? I just got so much cardio tonight @WaitStaffLife
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You deciding between Gin or Vodka isn't a "philosophical debate". It's just you being a pain in the ass
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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you're serving a table of people you went to high-school with. #imnotabum
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When you sleep literally all day and wake up with just enough time to get up and go to work... @myserverstruggs #serverproblems
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Replying to @WaitStaffLife
@WaitStaffLife - I hate it when people tell me to have a good weekend. I don't get a weekend! #serverproblems #serverlife
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The money we don't make hourly we save on a gym membership by busting our asses all day #ServerPerks @itsaserverslife @WaitStaffLife
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Replying to @WickedBartender
@WickedBartender @WaitStaffLife @beer_slinger @BartenderConfes Valentine's Day, when every 2-top wants a booth they'll only use half of.
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Thanks to my job, I am now deathly afraid of anything that rings #fearthephone
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Sunday crowds are the weirdest. @WaitStaffLife
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