@Watstein

I remove thoughts and commentary from the context of daily life for your amusement. Lower your expectations.

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Joined May 2011
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Mc@MCoch52215 Mar 2012
Oh shit, these just taste like a taco and a dorito. Now we have to drive 900 miles home, find new jobs, and explain ourselves to everyone.
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Beer Farts@BeerFarts1012 Feb 2012
I know a cop that sells drugs on the side. Ladies and gentleman... that is what you call having the cheat code for this game called "life."
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Dick Rentals@Nickadoo28 Jan 2012
Kermit's condoms are ribbited for Miss Piggy's pleasure.
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Weed cures the hangover. Beer cures the cotton mouth. It's a vicious circle, really.
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Todd@HandofTodd12 Sep 2011
90% of a restaurant selling Black Angus is making sure the 'g' in the sign never burns out.
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Noah's greatest act of faith was bringing the two termites aboard.
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My dogma likes riding in my karma.
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lucii@lucii52 Aug 2011
Surely there's a better compliment than "you have amazing eyes." everyone does. they're fucking colorful balls of liquid on your face.
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One thing that really annoys me about starting a new job is constantly explaining that "You bet your sweet sweet ass" means yes.
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Lydia Pat@LydiaPat30 May 2011
We used to have one night stands, now we have two night stands that match from ikea.
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