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Craig Fairbairn

@WeHaveThisThing

He/Him North East chap. Did a bit of Acting. Fake Billie Joe Armstrong. Player of nerdy games with imaginary fantasy scenarios replicated in 6mm-32mm plastic.

 Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
greendaystribute.co.uk
Joined January 2012
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I deleted this app a while ago. I miss my mates here, but Elon's little ego trip has proved to much. However, I just popped along to say fuck the state of Israel and it's persistent genocidal cult, and #Decolonization now. Bye again friends, I do miss you.
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Nothing to see here... Just a 39 year old white man watching a video of @iamstephbeatz sing "Family Madrigal" and CRYING. Her voice does stuff to me.
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Every now and then, I have to listen to the best piece of europop ever produced... #Aqua #Aquarium #Candyman #COMEPICKMYROSES
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Ooooh. This is it. This is the first transfer window where I cannot muster a single fuck about the business done by Murder and Oppression united AKA: NUFC. Tonali would have had this Football Italia obsessed lad in a daze. Barnes would have had me very exicted indeed. But no
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Also.... also.... whisper it, but I've not seen a lot from the usual suspects about our business. Is it starting to sink in perhaps?
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This white cat... we were told she was a girl. We called her Tilda Swinton. Today we found out that she is not female. She is a boy. Tilda Swinton is a boy.
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rob delaney
@robdelaney23 Jul 2023
I would #Never let my son make an atomic bomb
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Brilliant.
Paul Fairie (@paulisci) profile picturePaul Fairie@paulisci19 Jul 2023
The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵
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Dr Dan Goyal@danielgoyal18 Jul 2023
A thread for the ultra-wealthy. If you are wealthy, you may think that if the U.K. switches from an NHS-model to a private model of healthcare it will either a) be better for you, or b) will not affect you. Here is why you are wrong… 🧵
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Glad I don't follow any footballers. Couldn't be doing with the extra rage I'd be feeling today.
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Annual reminder that the 1997 album Nimrod by Green Day is the greatest collection of songs in the history of mankind.
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The very definition of sportswashing. Perfect example. No notes.
Newcastle United (@NUFC) profile pictureNewcastle United
@NUFC13 Jul 2023
Newcastle United will once again sponsor @northernprideuk!
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Never furgit, Donald Trump is frurm Ashington. youtu.be/u_aLESDql1U
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I have been without a cat for a while now. Yesterday we went and picked up these two absolute stars. Please be upstanding for Tilda Swinton, and Elizabeth Taylor.
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Liz is MUCH smaller than Tilda, but stomps around like a heffalump, and bullied Tild off her food bowl today.
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Imagine of all the public figures and organisations who are so vocal about #StoppingTheTories had been as vocal during Corbyn's tenure. Rather than acting as though the tories were a better option.
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“I had a brief moment of elation that Ashley had gone... but it was soon met with the instant caveats. We’re owned by a state, and an atrocious one. All future success will have a caveat. Every signing. Every goal - a reminder where the money came from.” theathletic.com/2884937/2021…
‘I’ve never felt more disconnected to Newcastle’: How fans against Saudi takeover are reacting

‘I’ve never felt more disconnected to Newcastle’: How fans against Saudi takeover are reacting

Despite most Newcastle fans seemingly supporting the takeover, many have been left feeling disconnected to the club - and refusing to return

nytimes.com
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Goblin Gaming@GoblinGamingUK26 Jun 2023
If you want a chance to win a FREE box of Leviathan then like, share and follow! The winner will be contacted on July 14th and will be randomly chosen across all our social media! #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #gamesworkshop #leviathan
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Yep. Just what I'd expect from one of the "Shakespeare wasn't real" lot.
Kate isn't really here any more (@katebevan) profile pictureKate isn't really here any more@katebevan24 Jun 2023
"He doubts the impact of chemotherapy as a friend of his “broke up the cells of a tumour” by relying on vibrations from a Tibetan sound bowl." Adds Rylance to list of "artists I quite liked but now know to be howling shitwits" 🙄telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/06…
Mark Rylance says he took garlic solution instead of Covid vaccine

Mark Rylance says he took garlic solution instead of Covid vaccine

Actor claims ‘science started to sound like religion’ and says a friend broke up cancer cells with the vibrations of a Tibetan sound bowl

telegraph.co.uk
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