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Enthusiastically recommend everything in moderation I'm here to chew gum and kick MAGA ass, but I'm all out of gum

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Sgt Pepper@MzSgtPepperNov 8
Apparently this segment from SNL’s Weekend Update is upsetting to Elon Musk and his fans. Be a shame if this went viral.
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@MamaSissieSaysNov 7
All these videos about Mississippi are healing my soul but this one almost made me throw up I was laugh-screaming the entire time 💀
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I thought this was The Onion
OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) profile pictureOSINTdefender
@sentdefenderNov 7
UFC President and CEO Dana White has declined President Donald J. Trump’s offer to become White House Press Secretary, a source familiar with the matter tells CNN.
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Appalachian Incest Eyes lost her House seat last night. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Election2026
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As a die hard Star Wars fan, I love that Scott Colom is currently leading in his Senate Race by 1138 votes. @scott_colom @starwars #Election2026
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#Election2026 #Elections2026
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I will not be asking John Lurch Fetterman for stock or horse betting tips.
#TuckFrump (@realTuckFrumper) profile picture#TuckFrump
@realTuckFrumperNov 5
'Big loser was John Fetterman': Dem colleague warns writing's on wall for senator #RawStory twp.ai/9Ocwkb
'Big loser was John Fetterman': Dem colleague warns writing's on wall for senator

'Big loser was John Fetterman': Dem colleague warns writing's on wall for senator

WASHINGTON — It’s a new day in Washington for the AIPAC — American Israel Public Affairs Committee — faithful like Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA).Even before Fetterman infuriated Democrats for cutting a...

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I wonder if Rubio and Vance realize there isnt enough soap in the world to wash away the stench of Trump's MAGA dirty diaper for 2028. #Election2026
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This is beautiful.
Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) profile pictureNate Silver
@NateSilver538Nov 4
If the remaining results go as expected, Democrats will hold governorships in states totaling 392 electoral votes.
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Wait until Republicans realize what Texas turning blue does to the Electoral College landscape in 2028. 🤣 🌊
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As of right now, we only need 13 more votes to remove Trump from office.
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#Election2026
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This wasnt a blue wave. It wasnt a blue tsunami. This was a blue asteroid that wiped out the MAGA dinosaurs.
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Trump is promising to veto and block legislation from the Democratic congress like he did with the Epstein files. @realDonaldTrump #Elections2026
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The people have spoken. MAGA is dead. #ElectionDay #Election2026
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Adam Schwarz@AdamJSchwarzNov 4
Vibes in America tonight.
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@FinanceLancelotNov 4
It's election night...
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@EastEndJoeNov 4
I wish Mitch were alive to witness what’s happening tonight.
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Darline Graham is going down faster and harder than Lindsey Graham on an underage male prostitute. #Elections2026 #Election2026 #electionday
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It took a while, but Lindsey Graham was right. #Elections2026 #ElectionDay @realDonaldTrump
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