Enthusiastically recommend everything in moderation I'm here to chew gum and kick MAGA ass, but I'm all out of gum
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Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
Apparently this segment from SNLโs Weekend Update is upsetting to Elon Musk and his fans.
Be a shame if this went viral.
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
All these videos about Mississippi are healing my soul but this one almost made me throw up I was laugh-screaming the entire time ๐
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
Vibes in America tonight.
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
It's election night...
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
OMG ๐ Whoever is playing Katie Zacharia deserves an EMMY. The impression is SO spot-on.๐
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
Katie Brittโs husbandโs first post in over three years:
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
LMAOOOO
MS NOW gives us an amazing slow zoom on GOP Senator Katie Britt and her look of UTTER HORROR as she watches MAGA Senator Eric Schmittstain Schmitt end his career in a most humiliating fashion
She opposes abortion and yet Schmitt just aborted his 2028 VP odds on live TV
๐คก Eric Schmitt beclowns himself during Jack Smith hearing ๐คก
Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atlanta to go to a Hawks game and collude with Fani Willis, and briefly displayed his "evidence" on a poster board before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- Schmitt's facts were totally wrong. Smith was actually in Maryland at a Hawkeyes (not a Hawks) game and never met Willis. As Klobuchar told him, "You have your teams wrong."
Here's the whole deeply embarrassing sequence:
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
HOLY SHIT -- Tapper plays Mike Johnson footage of Republican candidate Brandon Herrera describing moms as "cum trophies," mentions he called Nazi machine guns "the original ghetto blasters," and asks Johnson how he can support him. Johnson says "Herrera has run a very effective campaign ... that was his persona online."
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
oh my Lord, I love this. I love this. I love this.
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
I was given my name by the Iroquois Nation many hundreds of years ago. By 1660 my name was printed on maps by the Europeans as they accepted the Native name which means Beautiful waters.
In 1867 the Canadian government decided to use my name for their providence.
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
Obama 2028
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.
They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.
They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.
They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.
They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.
They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.
They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.
They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.
To be a MAGA is to be a slave.
Not physically, but mentally.
They stand for nothing.
We're up against people who stand for nothing.
And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.
We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.
The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.
I don't even want to argue with them anymore.
Tim the Enchanter ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ป ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ retweeted
Obama: "One of the things you learn as president is government is terrible at keeping secrets. This idea of conspiracy theories -- if there were aliens or spaceships under the control of the US government that we knew about, seen, photographed, I promise you some guy guarding the installation would have taken a selfie with one of the aliens."
