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r4ylene

@WithTheFoxes

Expressing humor where my peers aren’t.

 Washington, USA
Joined April 2010
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If I’m in a coma somewhere, PULL THE FUCKING PLUG!
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Getting chickens in December. If I can't kill them then I have to be vegan
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Bible 2: The Newest Testament
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I wonder what kinda fun stuff Jesus was up to? Like the kinda fun that the bible guys heard & were like, “Oh yeah, I heard that too… it’s totally true, but I think it’s too confusing for our target demographic”. That stuff.
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Do you see cool grungy looking rooftops and instantly imagine all possible Tony Hawk Pro Skater moves too?
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Sometimes I miss my shower-beer years, but mostly I do not.
Oh, no one told me Hellraiser was hot now..
She be beautiful til she order a BEER, like okay handsome I see you.
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women’s clothes don’t have pockets because when they do we put stones in them and walk into lakes – at Melbourne, Victoria
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I feel like I just smelled this article. instyle.com/beauty/smells-te…
These 15 ‘90s Perfumes Feel Like a Total Time Capsule

These 15 ‘90s Perfumes Feel Like a Total Time Capsule

So many original ‘90s perfumes still hold strong in our collection, from CK One to L’eau d’ Issey and Clinique happy. Explore our top 15 favorites, inside.

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Has Smokey always been so Jacked?!
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Happy birthday to America's favorite fire preventin' bear @smokey_bear! Make Smokey's birthday wish come true and keep the party lit, not the wildfires.
An image of Smokey Bear holding a birthday cake with text that reads "Happy Birthday, Smokey" with text overlay that reads "Make Smokey's Birthday Wish Come True."

ALT An image of Smokey Bear holding a birthday cake with text that reads "Happy Birthday, Smokey" with text overlay that reads "Make Smokey's Birthday Wish Come True."

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last night someone’s younger girlfriend said “what’s Cornholio” and three 38-year-old men with chronic back pain instinctively, simultaneously reached for the back collars of our shirts
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I just rewatched @Dispatches_AMC and I cannot tell you how much it moves me. Thank you @jasonsegel! For letting go and giving us what I letting go gave you. I played an online ARG in 2018-19 and It reminded me of how imaginative and hungry for life I am. 1/2
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I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diets, tiny feets, and sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.
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The fifth Loko was the friends you made along the way
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I like how all these celebrities think we want to watch them cook so bad.
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Freaky Friday-ing with someone is on my bucket list.
Cinema Gems (@CINEMAGEMS) profile pictureCinema Gems@CINEMAGEMS6 Aug 2021
Freaky Friday was released on this day, 18 years ago
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I've been asked by men, once in person and twice online, if they should paint their nails black. I don't know what famous person is influencing you guys, but lemme be really clear here.. DO WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL COOL AND YOU WILL BE COOL. But whatever you do, work it!
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