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I had to buy rope and duct tape today.
I added a bible to it, so I wouldn't look "creepy"
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I accidentally took my drafts folder instead of the grocery list and came home with a Chewbacca PEZ dispenser and two gallons of baby Hitler.
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When I was a teenager, I only ate junk food. My Dad was a trip. He had two cabinets in the kitchen that were HIS snacks. I always got busted if I snuck in to his stash. The funny thing was.. he would buy himself Oreo's, but bought the rest of the family Hydrox.
Grand Daughter just came into the front room, stole my blanket off of me and sat down covering herself when I heard ,"Papa! Did u fart in this blanket?!"
I can't stop laughing and every time I laugh I feel a punch in my back, which is making me laugh more.
There was no Clearance Candy this week
WTF?!
They just repacked it and save it for next year probably.
It only took 40ish years, but I finally researched what the hell is in Brass Monkey.
Sorry Beasties, u can keep it.
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Fuck me i ate way to much Chinese food
It was sooo good
From a spot we haven't eaten at in years 🤤🤤🤌
In a pain shower to get myself right for tomorrow
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This what was we used. And in the shower, Dove bar soap with a wash rag and Suave shampoo and conditioner.
