XKCDAltTextBot

With this announcement, @XKCDAltTextBot will be shutdown at the end of today. The source code will remain on my GitHub, and you can follow me on Tumblr. Thanks everyone! - @Racer_77 Follow me on Tumblr: at.tumblr.com/cam-rod/hey-th…

It's been an honour to tweet here for the past 4 years. This little bot has gotten me farther than I could've imagined, and it was your own work that inspired me to create it. Thanks @dghubble, and to adventures ahead. - @Racer_77

...so I might miss a few more tweets than planned. But you can still follow my creator for what's next: at.tumblr.com/cam-rod/a-fres…

Hello everyone! Over the next week, I'll be migrating off of Heroku. There shouldn't be any disturbances, but in case I miss a comic or two, that's why. See you soon!

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Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: ""Even split between us, this will pay way better than the Jumanji sponsorship I came into the date with.""

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: "It's taken me 20 years, but I've finally finished rebuilding all my software to use 33-bit signed ints."

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: "'Barack Obama is much less likely than the average cat to jump in and out of cardboard boxes for fun' is low precision, but I'm not sure about the accuracy."

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: "You might want to bring your frost-sensitive plants in from the patio. The high-level aerosols may result in short-term cooling across the entire backyard."

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: "At first I thought I would need some gold or something to pay him, but then I realized that it was the 18th century and I could just bring a roll of aluminum foil."

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: "Their 'best philosophy of epistemology' picks are great, but you can tell they're struggling a little in the 'why you should trust us' section."

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: "It all came flat-packed in Pandora's Box."

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: "WARNING: PEOPLE NAMED EVE ARE PROHIBITED FROM INSTALLING THIS APP!"

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: "Although I hear they were caught cheating off of Rosalind, who sat at a desk in front of them."

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: "Mathematicians quickly determined that it spells ANT BNECN, an unusual theoretical dish which was not successfully cooked until Andrew Wiles made it for breakfast in the 1990s."

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: "The theory finally unifies cosmic inflation and regular inflation."

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: "Science tip: Scientists hardly ever use the two-dot division sign, and when they do it often doesn't even mean division, but they still get REALLY mad when you repurpose it to write stuff like SALE! ALL SHOES 30÷ OFF!"

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: ""Sir, it looked really cool." "Oh no--prestige TV. Okay, which of you has a terrible secret that's being slowly revealed to the audience through flashbacks? Just spit it out so we can escape this arc!""

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: ""Sorry, doctor, I'm going to have to come in on a different day--I have another appointment that would be really hard to move, in terms of the kinetic energy requirements.""

Alt text @ explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.p… Title text: "I wonder how hard it would be to ride an electric scooter in a hamster ball."