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2:19:13. I went for the trials standard. Out in 68:44. Fought like hell til the end. I’m so proud of this. From running 4:52/10:26 in high school to a 2:19 guy.
Running rocks man.
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10 minute PR w/ 1000 feet of climbing on a windy day in Baltimore. This was my first marathon working with Andrew and I think we're still pretty far from his ceiling.
Graphic by Katie as always.
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2 recommendations for posting photos after a race.
1. ALWAYS give photo credit for any picture you did not take yourself.
2. If the photo is from a different race than the one that you are giving results to MAKE THAT KNOWN
I don’t post about my athletes too often but I’m pumped about this one. Started with Logan in Apr of 25. Came in with a 3:10 PR. 2:58 last Nov.
Since we’re not at BQ cutoff fitness level just yet I wanted him to learn how to execute a patient confident race.
I’d say he did.
The plan?
Bait experienced runners to give me good advice that I can recycle for retweets in 6 months.
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Hulk Hogan tells the story of how he convinced Will Smith to slap Chris Rock at the Oscars. #hulkhogan #wwe #wrestling #prowrestling #WWERaw
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Never did we expect to see the NCAA use the photo of a SA they suspended from competing in championships because they "broke the rules" for paying for school...
Mo Bati deserved better from the NCAA. #studentsfirst #athletessecond
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I hate gay Halloween - what do you mean you’re the $1.199.99 garmin watch purchased by a running blue check influencer to run a marathon slower than a 49 woman from Australia?
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Oomfs look at this photo I got of one of the half marathoners waiting for people who were running the full
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Congrats to everyone who raced the Columbus Marathon, but it’s actually called the Indigenous People’s Marathon now.
Running a marathon definitely wasn’t on my Sunday plans lol.
Planned to run for 13-16 miles and help anyone trying to run 2:37. Legs felt alright and decided to go the entire way.
Wasn’t an OTQ day but holy hell was that an incredible experience bringing them in. What a day.
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Replying to @Predamame
Such a lame debate! This was the 1981 UTEP team that put up 17 points. NCAAs has always been one of the deepest international XC races and that’s why it’s fun.
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Here's the cost of EVERYTHING I was wearing for Chicago.
Alphaflies: $200
2 straws: $0.10
Mechanical bird from Art of Play in Brooklyn: $15 million
Bloody nipples: $0
Handheld bottle: $30
Running socks: $18
And they say running is supposed to be one of the cheapest sports.


































