Beers | Miles | Podcasts. Host of the Beers and Miles Podcast. ULV and Tiffin XC/TF alumni. 2:19 marathoner and beer geek. Shitposters Union.

Columbus, OH
Joined March 2011
2:19:13. I went for the trials standard. Out in 68:44. Fought like hell til the end. I’m so proud of this. From running 4:52/10:26 in high school to a 2:19 guy. Running rocks man.
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10 minute PR w/ 1000 feet of climbing on a windy day in Baltimore. This was my first marathon working with Andrew and I think we're still pretty far from his ceiling. Graphic by Katie as always.
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Happy Halloween!
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This is actually what college football is all about
Just watched a UCF tailgater earnestly ask a BYU fan “well, would you want to shotgun a soda?” 😭
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2 recommendations for posting photos after a race. 1. ALWAYS give photo credit for any picture you did not take yourself. 2. If the photo is from a different race than the one that you are giving results to MAKE THAT KNOWN
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I don’t post about my athletes too often but I’m pumped about this one. Started with Logan in Apr of 25. Came in with a 3:10 PR. 2:58 last Nov. Since we’re not at BQ cutoff fitness level just yet I wanted him to learn how to execute a patient confident race. I’d say he did.
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His fastest mile was mile 26. He negative split on what can be a tricky course. He stayed calm and confident through the slow sections of the course and got it right. He’ll BQ next year. I’m sure of it.
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The plan? Bait experienced runners to give me good advice that I can recycle for retweets in 6 months.
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damn, who do they think they are? Rutgers athletics?
JUST IN: Anthropic recorded a staggering $80,000,000,000.00 net loss in the first half of 2026.
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Hulk Hogan tells the story of how he convinced Will Smith to slap Chris Rock at the Oscars. #hulkhogan #wwe #wrestling #prowrestling #WWERaw
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Never did we expect to see the NCAA use the photo of a SA they suspended from competing in championships because they "broke the rules" for paying for school... Mo Bati deserved better from the NCAA. #studentsfirst #athletessecond
It's almost time for #D3XC! 🏃 🥇 #WhyD3 | 👉 on.ncaa.com/26D3XC
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Can’t wait to rip my next one and try to get on the top 10 list. FR Crew running fast af.
More big results from my FR crew this fall! lots of racing left to do still and the top 10 lists keep getting rewritten. It now takes sub 70 and sub 2:30 to crack the list
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I hate gay Halloween - what do you mean you’re the $1.199.99 garmin watch purchased by a running blue check influencer to run a marathon slower than a 49 woman from Australia?
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I should make it known she ended up cheering for one of my friends and that was how I found out that said friend was racing today. Thanks random supporter 🤝
Oomfs look at this photo I got of one of the half marathoners waiting for people who were running the full
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Oomfs look at this photo I got of one of the half marathoners waiting for people who were running the full
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Congrats to everyone who raced the Columbus Marathon, but it’s actually called the Indigenous People’s Marathon now.
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Running a marathon definitely wasn’t on my Sunday plans lol. Planned to run for 13-16 miles and help anyone trying to run 2:37. Legs felt alright and decided to go the entire way. Wasn’t an OTQ day but holy hell was that an incredible experience bringing them in. What a day.
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I also had an athlete run a 4 minute PR negative splitting it. Another athlete ran 21 minutes faster than he expected at the beginning of our training block. Fuck yes.
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Replying to @Predamame
Such a lame debate! This was the 1981 UTEP team that put up 17 points. NCAAs has always been one of the deepest international XC races and that’s why it’s fun.
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The Brewers beat the Dodgers
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Here's the cost of EVERYTHING I was wearing for Chicago. Alphaflies: $200 2 straws: $0.10 Mechanical bird from Art of Play in Brooklyn: $15 million Bloody nipples: $0 Handheld bottle: $30 Running socks: $18 And they say running is supposed to be one of the cheapest sports.
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