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Xiris. Nyan-Binary. Transfem. Soft Individual. (They/Them) #pinecone.

Joined July 2011
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Looking for a roommate ASAP in downtown Lowell MA. Room w/ personal bathroom. No parking space, but garage a few blocks away you can pay for a space. Must be very kink, queer, and 420 friendly. Rent ~1000 a month considering electric, cable, and probable rent increase.
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I've jumped ship here. Find me on bluesky @xithecat
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I made an Ace and Ace-Spec Furs discord server. Message for invite link.
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Isaac Newton invented weight just to body shame women. Send tweet.
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Am I the only person listening to @matthewebel on the regular to make sure he gets enough streams to get revenue? DO BETTER ELDER FURS!!
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I just saw and listened to an AI made Spongebob Gang singing "I write Sind Not Tragedies". This is the only appropriate use of AI.
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*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 retweeted
𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭: Avoid Warren Street area in Downtown Lowell for the time being due to a fire. @LowellPD have street blocked off. #InsideLowell
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I keep a list of fun facts on my google drive because 1) I'm committed to the bit. 2) Every time there's an icebreaker about your fun fact I forget everything about myself.
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Friend is looking for a pair of cat ears. Want to look here before etsy. Let me know if you or someone you know is open and I'll pass the info on!
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🪶Happy Birthday Kohi, fuckin miss you with each day. 🪶
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Them: You're just a trap! Me 🏳️‍⚧️: Actually I'm just really attractive and you're horny and sexually objectify people. *dances to freebird*
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When you want to belt out ff, but you can only sing p, because it's 11:30 at night and you live in an apartment. (I dont know if anyone will get the joke)
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I'm totally that person who will leave a secret ingredient or step out of a recipe when I share it to someone not close. I'm an old Italian grandma.
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I want this tattooed on me really bad. Hear me out! This is graffiti by a child on a wall in Pompeii made in the 1st century CE. While adult art varies by time period and culture, BUT drawings by young children throughout history have remained the same.
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I could have a drawing a kid made from 2000 years ago on my body. Since a kid I've been obsessed with ancient Egypt, ancient Roman Empire, Pompeii specifically, and ancient societies in general. This can honor that, and be a fascinating story.
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Oh frick, is this website still a thing?
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Sometimes I feel insignificant, but then I remember I was the one who first brought gender identity panels to furcons in the North East.
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*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 retweeted
Looking for a roommate ASAP in downtown Lowell MA. Room w/ personal bathroom. No parking space, but garage a few blocks away you can pay for a space. Must be very kink, queer, and 420 friendly. Rent ~1000 a month considering electric, cable, and probable rent increase.
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Eggshell white becomes a much more flexible color when you don't specify what kind of egg.
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