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Xiris. Nyan-Binary. Transfem. Soft Individual. (They/Them) #pinecone.

Joined July 2011
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𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐭: Avoid Warren Street area in Downtown Lowell for the time being due to a fire. @LowellPD have street blocked off. #InsideLowell
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Looking for a roommate ASAP in downtown Lowell MA. Room w/ personal bathroom. No parking space, but garage a few blocks away you can pay for a space. Must be very kink, queer, and 420 friendly. Rent ~1000 a month considering electric, cable, and probable rent increase.
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*Seinfeld Noise* 🪶 retweeted
Emergency crews getting in the canal near Mass Mills in Lowell in the search of a teenager who apparently jumped in and then failed to surface. Initial report is the 16- or 17-year-old boy was avoiding assault when he jumped in.
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I’m so fucking mad at everyone harassing Fox. The puppet is a memorial to a friend’s suicide. You all could be going after ACTUAL abusers, but no. You go after Fox. I’m disgusted by half of the fandom right now.
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NERD ALERT...the atmospheric heights will be SO LOW tonight, anyone living above 4,000 ft or so (hello top of Mount Washington) will be in a different atmospheric layer entirely, the stratosphere! This layer is typically 4-12 miles up, but tonight it will be less than a mile!
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fuck your zodiac sign which one's your fav
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Looking for a new roommate come August in downtown Lowell MA. Room and personal bathroom. No parking space, but garage a few blocks away you can pay for a space. Must be kink, queer, and 420 friendly. Rent ~1000 a month considering electric, cable, and probable rent increase.
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Thinking about the people of Stow, MA during this difficult time. @wbznewsradio
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queen elizabeth's soul entering trisha paytas' baby
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good ol fashioned pavlov style conditioning
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For folks that missed it: I've digitized the mural into several diffrent versions. All of them are clear pngs too so easy to archive n print.
Phew! Digitized the mural in 4 versions for folks~ 9 Transparent PNGs all different sizes/parts to make it more accessible~ drive.google.com/drive/folde…
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I've been tracking anti-transgender legislation for 3 years. I often get asked in DMs, "I live in x state, should I flee/transition/come out?" So I've decided to make a risk assessment for future anti-trans legislation. Here is a map, with an explainer thread. 🧵
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if this doesn't explain what a leg is then I don't know what will
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So weird that trans women have been very loud about Roe vs. Wade and terfs have been strangely silent today. It's almost like one of these groups is feminist and the other only has it in their name.
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Asked @hotdepartment to send us images to promote their new show. They sent nudes. We asked again. They sent more nudes. So we asked again. They sent us an audio message - something about a goat, milk, & group watching hentai porn? Watch Dark Web: bit.ly/3E3fuvH
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"Are you ok?" Oh my god no, but for the purposes of this conversation yes I'm fine.
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No, this is actually hilarious because trans women are ten times as likely to be sexually assaulted in prison including five times as likely to be assaulted by prison staff--to say nothing of being locked in solitary. It's a very groundbreaking form of comedy, you see.
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