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Archie K

@YesIamArchie

I am not your Ex / Computer Psychiatrist/ IT Guru / Microsoft and Oracle Uncertified/Metallica / Casual drugs / His Royal Avocadolence /Cheers and Beers

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2012
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My mum would to talk in syllables whenever she was whooping my ass " Si-ni-li-ku-ambia u-si-e-nde-le-e " 😂 😂 😂 #AfricanMumChallenge
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theJoe@TheJoeNgigiOct 31
Replying to @TheCharlesIsidi
The amount of pepper Nigerian intake, you now understand the source of the anger, agitation, and always ready to quarrel character. You can't start eating peppersoup when you are 8 months old and be a calm girl at 36, you're equivalent is 380HP
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@CalebGirangoOct 30
Prime 2024 was goated 😂😂. This review of Ruto's Weston hotel by Polo Kimani always kills me with laughter 😂😂😂
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Jabez@Jabali_Jr21 Oct 2019
Kuna beste yangu alipeleka dem Masinga only for him to find his girlfriend huko pia amepelekwa na mahns mwingine.
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Retired TO ngonnoisseur was mudded
Jabez (@Jabali_Jr) profile pictureJabez@Jabali_Jr28 Apr 2020
Unaongea hivi na ulikua unabuyiwa can za Guinness na chrome pale Car Wash Kasa na wamama wa Whitecap😏😏😏When did you grow up Wachira
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Jabez@Jabali_Jr6 Jan 2022
Replying to @droid254
Granted
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It’s easier to believe a python tried to swallow Wajackoya than to believe Ruto. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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@MaxNomaNiniOct 30
Damn what the fuck did i just watch????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭 One Day a Limpopo man will save these whores 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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unc@tmoyuvat25 Apr 2025
Kwa mazishi yangu mwanamke akitoa pesa arudishiwe.
Lili Lemon🧚 (@muthonyyyyy) profile pictureLili Lemon🧚@muthonyyyyy25 Apr 2025
Replying to @muthonyyyyy
He's been jobless and I paid his rent for 2 months
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G@RealGichOct 30
Wewe si ulikuwa rafiki ya mwizi sugu?
Jabez (@Jabali_Jr) profile pictureJabez@Jabali_JrOct 30
Personally, me not knowing your source of funds/livelihood is reason enough for me to cut you off as a friend. Zero explanations.
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5 People@_MtuTanoOct 30
"I miss my bro Ihab Kariuki Salim. Mseme kitu mtasema hio ni yenu" This was you mocking us in 2023!! You knew Ihab was a notorious thief, a murderer na bado you used to hang out with him. Watu wakilia huku venye Ihab ameterrorize mabeshte wao wewe unacheka. Mbona hukumcut off??🤷🏿‍♂️
Jabez (@Jabali_Jr) profile pictureJabez@Jabali_JrOct 30
Personally, me not knowing your source of funds/livelihood is reason enough for me to cut you off as a friend. Zero explanations.
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This one I feel you. I feel yoooooou mailod
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Aisha Bahmud (@3ashun) profile pictureAisha Bahmud@3ashunOct 29
marrying outside the culture is all fun & games until you’re eating Ugali 9 times a week 😂
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Brother had a point though but let's cook him
Champion Pope Salawu (@SammieSaliu) profile pictureChampion Pope Salawu
@SammieSaliuOct 30
Replying to @TheCharlesIsidi
East African food is surprisingly bland
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I can't contribute to this conversation. I am still within their borders.
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West Africans are pissed off
Anitah Trinasha 🎀 (@anitah_trinasha) profile pictureAnitah Trinasha 🎀@anitah_trinashaOct 31
I’ll not take any slander about our food from people that cook all earth’s proteins in one pot and substitute oil for water! 😘
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False accusations are rare but deadly. Men, protect yourselves: 1.Don’t touch drunk women walk away. 2.If consent isn’t loud & clear, dip. 3.Avoid women who live for drama. 4.Never be alone with someone you don’t trust. 5.The second she hesitates, stop. 6.Keep receipts (texts, chats). 7.Protect your name not every link-up is worth it. Your freedom > a 5-minute pleasure.
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I’ll not take any slander about our food from people that cook all earth’s proteins in one pot and substitute oil for water! 😘
Champion Pope Salawu (@SammieSaliu) profile pictureChampion Pope Salawu
@SammieSaliuOct 30
Replying to @TheCharlesIsidi
East African food is surprisingly bland
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It's November. My least favorite month of the year
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To be sure I'm dead at my burial, play Octopizzo's music and see if I will get up to press pause
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waks🪖@waksvegasSep 4
Nkurunziza amenitoa from a solid 3.9 to 2.7 💈 Fuck immigration
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Vionna@KurlycheeksOct 31
There’s a white man in a Halloween costume in the CBD, trick or treating while trying to give out candy to kids. None of them is accepting it. 💀Some holidays are not for this side of town please💀
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