Hot Tub Man #1. 7x Player Hater of the Year. Former SWE. Comedian occasionally. Artist.
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Wearing slides in SoHo so people move out the mf way on the sidewalk. That’s like dusty all black forces.
It ain’t happened because I struggle to deal with me most days so why would I do that to some poor lady. So nah, probably not.
But I might fuck around and let a lady lease or rent to own or something, no down payment or cancellation fee, for decades.
Man, these folks are really going to make me be the more mature person in a situation that is not even that big of a deal.
It’s absolutely what I should and will do, and I know they’re right. But obviously, I’m furious about it because I was very committed to doing the opposite.
I’ve been getting way more compliments than average lately, and it has me suspicious at all of them like it’s not genuine. Fuck you mean I look handsome or you like some change I made. You ain’t slick.
Anyway, yeah, my therapist is really coming in clutch lately.
Patrick Stewart, bro? This is almost like Dolly Parton for nerd mfs like me. So much talent and comedic timing.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard? Charles Xavier? That one off in Extras where he explains the (fake) film he’s writing that’s just ladies clothes falling off? Iconic shit.
I pushed back against my confrontational but rational nature for years trying be more approachable and empathetic during stress or conflict.
Had to settle for balance. I’m addressing shit outright, regardless of what it is, and we gone hash that shit out.
I’m not entirely certain what the kids mean when they say mogged, but I am 100% sure that the very pretentious, “artistic” lady that I just had an extremely awkward “meeting” about working with did that shit like a PRO.
It went well apparently but what the fuck was that?
I’m 3 inches taller now and not skinny as fuck anymore so I’m hitting bro with the “Lil ass boy” and praying I can get him to swing.
Whooping my own ass would actually probably help him in some way.
Bro, cry me a fucking river. If that breaks you, do something to improve the situation besides whine.
Do things for her, listen, put in effort, and hit the fucking gym, bro. Shit’s sad.
If nothing improves after? Maybe you’re fuck ugly or maybe it’s over. But do something.
Bro said “Let me put the boys on game” and then flexed with “deep” right away. You ain’t slick. But I do respect the move to try to educate.
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Y’all have been a wonderful distraction on a VERY boring, lazy day, but I believe that it’s time for me to shut the fuck up and finally go do something remotely productive today. You’re welcome in advance.
I’ll be honest… her initial post on it seemed a little bit over the top with the main issue being “treated me like I couldn’t afford it” and saying they missed out on a lot of money or whatever.
Makes sense. Also, why are people riding for her like she faced systemic racism?
Brooklyn store that was publicly called out by Kelly Clarkson responds with a statement:
“[Kelly] inquired about buying ‘Molly,’ a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automaton who plays an important role in the magic shows we host here. Molly is permanently attached to the wall and isn't for sale. […] Imagine our surprise when our small local business was suddenly attacked by 8 million people who have never visited our store. It's been a surreal experience to be the focus of such widespread outrage after just one mention by a celebrity.”
Unfortunately, it must be this lady who keeps calling me nonstop about great rates on up to $500,000 in loans for my business with fast funding
Otherwise, they’re doing a bad job at having a crush. Talk to me and see if you still have that crush, coward.
Shit, that’s been my move. If I think a lady I interact or engage with on here is attractive and interesting, there is pretty much a 0% of me DMing or pursuing unless they hit me up first.
I figure not interrupting their peace unless they want to reach out is the best move.
