🐱 Petey 2023 - 😼 Liam 2022 - 🐶 Neddy 2014 - 🐕 Zekey 2008-2022 ❤ Pets and humor. Vowing to cut down on politics because I just can't even 🤐
Pennsylvania, USA
Joined February 2011
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#MyOnlyMotivationInLife is the promise of a bright, shiny, clean tomorrow.
But then comes the morning;
Yesterday's sorrows behind.
Wake!
It's the day of your longing!
Life returns,
Mercy comes,
It's morning.
-- Jack Miffleton
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If the world is getting a little too much may I recommend the inexplicably obsolete word ‘latibulating’, from the 17th century? To latibulate is to find a cosy corner somewhere and hide in it.
I'm supposed to be watching my Eagles 🦅play against the Cowboys 🤠 on Monday Night Football 🏈, but I thought the Series might be more interesting. ⚾️ WHAT an understatement!! 😲
#WorldSeries
#Brewers
My cable went out when it was 7-0... about 2 minutes later I switched to non-cable and the score went to 10-0. WHAT?!
#Brewers
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When the power's out and the carousel has to run on cat power.. 😂
The tuxedo didn't lift a paw. The orange one did all the work, standing on his hind legs to keep the ride going..
The never ending game.. 😅
Oh man, it's a sports collision tonight! Game 3 of the World Series vs Eagles against Cowboys on Monday Night Football. I wonder if they can alternate the commercial breaks so I can flip back and without missing much?
Go Eagles! 🦅
Zekey's Mom retweeted
Don’t forget to stock up on sugary treats for Halloween. You’ll need something to eat while you hide in the dark, pretending to be out.
Zekey's Mom retweeted
It's a mute point. For all intensive purposes, this list doesn't pass mustard. I could care less if people use them. Case and point: enough time has passed that the statue of limitations has run out, per say.
Holy cow!! I'm not familiar with @MickeyGuyton but I'm so glad she sang the #NationalAnthem tonight. What a moving and powerful voice!
#WorldSeries
Zekey's Mom retweeted
My 13 year old has a friend over and I told them to please quiet down because the baby is sleeping and he (friend) told me to shut up?? My kids all froze and my son looked at him like wtf?? And my husband who was on a call in his office was like, "Joe, I need to call you back." They're now on a walk discussing respect, kid was still smirking until my husband walked out and told him to get his shoes because they were going to go have a talk. Weird afternoon.