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@_ChelseaChelsea

psych professor. horror lover. slow puzzler. bill hader simp. she/her.

 Gotham City
Joined March 2009
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Today my flight home got stuck on the tarmac for like six hours because of storms in our arrival city and it turns out in an emergency, my role is to be the person who lightens the tension with inappropriate jokes about who we’re going to eat first
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HOLY SHIT am I glad I snagged a ticket to see #FreshMeat tonight! @deadmeatjames my theater was rolling! What a fantastic showcase of creative horror!!
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
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@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Oh no Britt is PISSED #DWTS
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AMBER CONTINUES TO DEVOUR THAT BALLROOM #DWTS
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I’m rewatching #AHSCult for no particular reason and internally screaming because in 2017 this was ridiculous dialogue and now it’s not even the most annoying thing I’ve seen a liberal say in the past HOUR.
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Tyler barely dances and takes his shirt off—gets a 6. Connor stumbles a bit but truly dances and rocks the tango—gets a 5…MAKE IT MAKE SENSE #dwts
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Wait Guillermo had a lil somethin’ going on there #dwts
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Pasha and Amber look SO GOOD together. I think they’re the most visually well-suited couple this season, like they just genuinely pair so perfectly. #dwts
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Jan really choreographs beautifully and this was such a perfect concept for Tatyana. She looked so gorgeous 🥹 #dwts
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EZRA ARE YOU KIDDING ME BEST DANCE OF THE NIGHT #dancingwiththestars #dwts
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Bruno is sooooo fed up with having no time to give feedback. He is all of us 💀 #dwts #dancingwiththestars
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trea@brookelivsJun 27
trinity welcome to my top 4 favorite islanders of all time list like she cleared this so bad
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Vannah🎀@psavannahhhJun 27
CARL TEARING UP SEEING ANIYA BREAK DOWN AND TALK DOWN ON HERSELF💔💔💔💔
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Brad Pitt and Edward Norton in the building for USMNT!
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mariana@pastapilledApr 23
Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder
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Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???
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LYRIC OF THE YEAR IS HERE
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Feeling painfully seen by these lyrics #thegreatdivide @NoahKahan
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willing and able is for the childhood divorced kids
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mars ✁@thegrtdivideApr 24
Replying to @daylightsashley
willing and able made me stand up out of my bed and take a lap
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