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psych professor. horror lover. slow puzzler. bill hader simp. she/her.

Gotham City
Joined March 2009
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Tyler barely dances and takes his shirt off—gets a 6. Connor stumbles a bit but truly dances and rocks the tango—gets a 5…MAKE IT MAKE SENSE #dwts
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trinity welcome to my top 4 favorite islanders of all time list like she cleared this so bad
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CARL TEARING UP SEEING ANIYA BREAK DOWN AND TALK DOWN ON HERSELF💔💔💔💔
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Brad Pitt and Edward Norton in the building for USMNT!
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Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder
Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???
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LYRIC OF THE YEAR IS HERE
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willing and able is for the childhood divorced kids
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Replying to @daylightsashley
willing and able made me stand up out of my bed and take a lap
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I’m seeing a lot of Christian friends who aren’t typically political speak out about the racist Obama meme. It’s telling that they’re doing so almost cautiously. They’re saying things like “I’m not normally political but I genuinely feel convicted to speak out…” And look, I’m proud of them for doing so - it matters. But it shows you where the American church is that so many are scared to speak out against Trump because they know it will make their friends angry versus racism being what makes them angry. Evangelicals are quick to speak out on trans issues - a group of people who aren’t hurting anyone and have virtually no impact on their lives, but true believers have to tip toe around calling out genuine sins that hurt people.
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Steve Harrington is Jean-Ralphio's father. I helped write this for the @latelateshow almost A DECADE AGO. Can't thank them enough for reuniting me with my father. #StrangerThings #parksandrec
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We’re finally free. #loveislandusa
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I am always fooled by a wig. People will talk about a bad wig and I didn’t even know it was one to start with. I thought The B-52’s hair was real. I am very trusting and stupid.
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no rizz just big blue eyes and a lot of unsettling things to say
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Wonder how the gals from the clique books are doing.. wishing them the best!
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firm believer that its possible to be sweet & compassionate, and also a relentless hater... i've dedicated my life to proving this by example.
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my main thought on JD Vance is that he would be easily outsmarted by Bugs Bunny
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I'm voting for the party that has bent the sea to its will.
The weather can and is being manipulated. Wake up. Stop being ignorant or plain stupid. There’s no such thing as coincidences. The most important election in the history of America is 30 days away. PRAY! GA voting has been compromised and don’t know if we will be able to get all our early voting days in. Now, a hurricane is coming straight for Florida. These two states are necessary for a Trump victory! No coincidence. God hides lions inside of sheep. I know you’re in there somewhere. Make the terrified to cheat! This is our Nation to lose or ours to KEEP! @realDonaldTrump
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Hurricanes are too powerful to be manipulated aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/hrd_sub/mo…
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had a dream Taylor and Travis broke up and Joe Biden had to address the nation
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it‘s literally only october third like have you guys even tried starting the month off with some happiness
Taylor Swift's 'evermore' returns to the top 100 on this week's Billboard 200.
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