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Joined August 2026
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This movie literally has TASM 2 levels of bad writing but because it’s a MCU film people are letting this slide If this was TASM 3 made by Sony people would be tearing this movie apart
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this was so easily avoidable all he had to do was just not make a second season of peacemaker
I’m crying bro knows the dcu timeline is a mess and makes no sense 😂
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Imagine being body shamed by whatever the fuck this is.
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What a ridiculous fucking animal
I knew her cheeks were big, but I didn't realize they were that big.
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Do these idiots not have jobs?
Wetherspoons are a fucking DISGRACE!!
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2026 is taking away the wrong people.
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To all those misogynistic weirdos that still call her ugly, this is proof that she is and always has been beautiful
Jennifer Carpenter at a Dexter event a few weeks ago in Liverpool 🤩
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This is still one of the greatest twitter posts of all time sometimes I'll just think about it and get a giggle fit
jk rowling's house maids trying to deliver her ritalin
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“Such a nice photo posted by… WAIT A MINUTE?!”
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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british people after trying to jerk off
Face sitting porn is now illegal in the uk
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John Romero is about to make you his customer
John Romero's next shooter survived the Microsoft purge, now he's comparing it to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. bit.ly/4sA0C1k
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Elon Musk when a white rapist is allowed to walk free:
Sobbing missionary admits he raped girl, 15, in Tesla because he was going through a breakup... as judge who let him get married while on bail allows him to walk free trib.al/5ZaL0d8
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Krew Zaugg was not allowed to walk free. The judge sentenced him to Idaho’s retained jurisdiction ("rider") program, requiring up to one year of treatment in custody. Afterward, the judge will decide whether to send him to prison for 4 to 14 years. eastidahonews.com/2026/10/idaho-…
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Those 15 minutes of fame I had a few months ago were fun.
Isn't this the same guy that said he wouldn't get the Nintendo switch 2 and got one anyway?
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I genuinely don’t know how we’re supposed to share a society with people like this. She’s entirely too arrogant and smug for someone so genuinely devoid of decency or intelligence.
Genuinely evil woman right here
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That fact that cod predicted the kirkification meme and kirkified Vladimir Makarov way before the incident like can we talk about it
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Fat fuck President says reporter is out of shape
"You are disgusting. Put yourself in shape. You look like hell." President Trump unloads on a reporter after he repeatedly questions whether the president's decision to skip a Saturday rally in Kansas has anything to do with his health or travel schedule. "You've been following me for two weeks. I feel perfect." The president says he simply doesn't feel the need to travel to Kansas because he feels good about upcoming elections in the state.
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Why does that fat orange pedophile rapist get to live but all these good people die? Like honestly
Patrick Stewart has passed away at the age of 86.
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White people be like: a good person died so let me make it about the rapist I dick ride
Patrick Stewart has passed due to TDS at age 86:
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And Charlie Kirk passed due to fentanyl overdose in his neck
Patrick Stewart has passed due to TDS at age 86:
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fuck you and the pedophile that you ride for, pig
Patrick Stewart has passed due to TDS at age 86:
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no, probably not
Will you do this to your Debit card?
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