Edwin Jarvis (@_EdwinJarvis) profile picture

Professional butler, in service to the Avengers at Avengers mansion. The Avengers look after the Earth... and I, Edwin Jarvis, seek to look after the Avengers!

New York City
Joined January 2011
Good Heavens... so much dust!
Good heavens! How did the Mansion manage to get /this/ dirty while I was away?! Did the Masters of Evil invade it again...?
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Ah... I must admit, it feels /good/ to be back at work.
@Waspish1 Now that you bring it up, of course, it sounds like a rather splendid idea, given @StrengthOfHulk's propensity for destruction.
@Waspish1 -Blinks- Hulk insurance? Why... I don't believe so, no.
@Waspish1 A grave and unforgivable oversight, I'm sure.
@Waspish1 Of course I did. For many years, it was one of @_Iron_Man's favorite holidays.
@Waspish1 You're quite welcome, madame.
I can also confirm that Nick Fury is not a member of the Avengers... no matter how much that movie company seems to want him to be.
As someone who has been present throughout the Avengers' history, I can confirm that @Waspish1 is indeed one of its longest-serving members.
Replying to @ZeroEnergyJack
@_Jack_Of_Hearts -Following him inside with a smile- Certainly, sir. In fact, I'll prepare lunch @_TheBlackKnight @_TheVision @_ScarletWitch
Good heavens! @_Silverclaw attempted to make me pancakes this morning... but I fear that things did not go quite as the dear girl planned...
#FF @_AdamantiumRage He doesn't /always/ smell of cheap beer and old cigars.
#FF @AntMan_III I... er... he... well... I'm sure he has a decent quality /somewhere/ in his rather colorful personality.
#FF @_GypsyWitch Ah... Madame Wanda. I do so hope that her troubles are over...
#FF @IonicPowerhouse Captain America himself once called Mister Williams one of the best Avengers there has ever been. I for one concur.
#FF @PowerManCage @IronFistRand @Dr_Strange_MD @JessicaJonesCag They are new to the team, but I believe they've proven themselves admirably.
#FF @_WarMachine @_HenryMcCoy @FistOfKhonshu @ValkyrieVal Their deeds may be secret, but that is truly the public's loss.
#FF @_Tanarus The God of Thunder, who I've admired for years... though I must admit that at times I feel rather uneasy when I'm around him.