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ad man. writer. drinker of whiskey.

Stony Brook, NY
Joined January 2009
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“We’re giving you what you value, and what you value is less!” - @Uber Who wrote this? 😂
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Ok, heard from @potterybarn. Their solution: reach out to the same exact people who haven’t been able to figure it out for the passed 3 weeks. Completely broken. #CustomerExperience
Responded with a message days ago. You’re proving my point, Susan.
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Responded with a message days ago. You’re proving my point, Susan.
Replying to @_JDwrites
Hello Jimmy, We are disheartened to hear this. Please send us a DM with your order number and we will direct you to someone that can provide you with assistance. Kindest Regards, Susan Social Media Customer Support
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My timeline is full of bad service and @potterybarn is by far the worst.
Just redownloaded this app to shout out @potterybarn for the most incompetent customer service team and most ineffective systems I’ve ever experienced. Ordered a chair in May and they’ve lost and found it 4 different times. Current status: lost.
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Just redownloaded this app to shout out @potterybarn for the most incompetent customer service team and most ineffective systems I’ve ever experienced. Ordered a chair in May and they’ve lost and found it 4 different times. Current status: lost.
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Hey @LincolnMotorCo I have to replace the entire engine on my car with under 50k miles and I can’t get a rental? Repair is covered under warranty but what am I supposed to do without a car?
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And there’s a recall on the car because of battery fires. Letter from Lincoln says rental assistance. Service and customer service says no.
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HBO is really making me download a new app moments before the Succession finale?!
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Thinking about it, it’s also why I’m still with @optimum and haven’t bundled cell and internet with @Verizon. If @netflix makes this move, it’s going to be like I’ve collected the subscription infinity stones.
Replying to @kendallbaker
I travel enough for work that this headache probably means the end of my @netflix subscription. And their partnership with @TMobile is a big reason why I’ve resisted changing cell providers. It’s a whole new world for me.
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Terrible, awful experience with @Slomins. From lying sales reps to being stood up mechanics. They’ll say anything to get you on a contract. DON’T BELIEVE THEM. Five weeks chasing them and still no fix.
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Anyone else only get half their @Newsday paper this morning? No funnies, Life on #LongIsland, or crossword? That’s the reason I get the Sunday paper.
Man, I love Jaylen Brown but he is SO sloppy with the ball.
Kyle Lowry was on one foot, stepping backwards during that charge call. Bogus! Erroneous!
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Celtics have reached the point in their lead where they start bricking 3s with 20 seconds on the shot clock until the Bucks tie the game.
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During the Bush and Obama eras I felt like I was very much in tune with, and part of, coastal urban educated liberal American culture. Since the Trump era, I've felt increasingly alienated from that culture.
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THROW GIANNIS OUT. SUSPEND HIM A GAME. WHAT WAS THE DIFFERENCE IS WHAT HE JUST DID TO JTATUM (WHO HURT HIS LEFT WRIST/HAND ON THE FALL) AND WHAT DILLON BROOKS DID??? GIANNIS BLASTED TATUM IN THE FACE WITH HIS ELBOW! OH, THAT'S RIGHT, GIANNIS IS A SUPERSTAR AND BROOKS IS BROOKS.
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When did terminal B at LaGuardia #LGA turn into Heathrow #LHR? #firsttimeonaplaneintwoyears
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I have a buddy in France, and they just had an election there. Polls closed a few hours ago and they already know who the winners are. Must be nice to live in a first world country.
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There are no winners yet in the French presidential election and the results released so far are provisional because most of the votes are yet to be counted. Voting takes place over two rounds in France and each country's system is unique to it. thelocal.fr/20220407/how-d… dw.com/en/french-pres…
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Hate to see the Red Sox jump all over Cole on opening day. Fans in the Bronx booing their opening day starter four batters in. HATE TO SEE IT! #OpeningDay #RedSoxNation