🚨 JUST IN: Pentagon authorizes DHS to test a military-grade heat ray weapon at the U.S. southern border, capable of causing an intense burning sensation from more than half a mile away.

mixalott · Oct 20, 2026 · 9:09 PM UTC

mixalott@_MixalottOct 20

Unfortunately this is me when there’s no fucking sidewalks

Concerned Citizen

@BGatesIsaPyschoOct 20

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Meanwhile last night in Scotland The exponential rise of e-Scooters, PushBikes alongside people driving the wrong way on the Motorway continues across the UK Doctors & Scientists remain baffled as to why

mixalott · Oct 20, 2026 · 1:07 AM UTC

mixalott@_MixalottOct 20

We’ve been false flagged too many times in the past year

@DK3OffTheTOct 10

Tim Dillon, friend of the show, with a master class of noticing. Trump has ruined his legacy. Go for it Tim………

The Toxic Leftist · Oct 19, 2026 · 4:15 PM UTC

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The Toxic Leftist@MelvinThaMopBoiOct 19

This dude smelled a rat from the jump

Ben Avery

@benaveryisgood10 Mar 2025

Your name isn’t Shawn Ryan. It’s Sean Palmisano. You went from the Navy Seals to CIA security contracting to running a drug trafficking ring in South America. You’ve killed countless people and ruined lives, families. You yourself became addicted to drugs, alcohol, pills and overdosed more than once. You haven’t accounted for all the money you made climbing your way to being a kingpin trafficking drugs nor clarified if you were working undercover. You are a demon. Get your posturing in now before you’re tortured in Hell for a thousand years

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Kenn (eth) Mario. mazza 📈 · Oct 19, 2026 · 8:59 PM UTC

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Kenn (eth) Mario. mazza 📈

@KennethMario7Oct 19

YOUNG DOLPH CASE'S ACCUSED MASTERMIND HERNANDEZ GOVAN GETS HANDS SHOULDERS KNEES & TOES PUT ON HIM IN JAIL 😳🤯😬

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GPC · Oct 18, 2026 · 5:04 PM UTC

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GPC@GPC_GloballOct 18

🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Lieu: "The full Epstein files show that Trump raped children."

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Jim Strabo · Oct 16, 2026 · 3:00 AM UTC

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Jim Strabo

@JimStraboOct 16

Shouting "ոіggеr" at the top of my lungs as I kick flip my Tesla over a BLM protest

Elon Musk

@elonmuskOct 16

Turns out the future does have flying cars

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mixalott · Oct 16, 2026 · 12:54 AM UTC

mixalott@_MixalottOct 16

This nigga live to go to jail

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

@SaycheeseDGTLOct 15

HoneyKomb Brazy has been arrested for possession of a controlled substance & violation of probation in Houston

mixalott · Oct 15, 2026 · 5:41 PM UTC

mixalott@_MixalottOct 15

Damn the debt collector is even texting my ass now. Shit.

mixalott · Oct 15, 2026 · 3:56 PM UTC

mixalott@_MixalottOct 15

This man’s having a real life crisis and all y’all are just laughing at dude

crud

@xapitalpOct 15

This 🥷 Reggie even tripping out on his neighbors 💀😂

techbimbo · Oct 14, 2026 · 9:20 PM UTC

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@jameygannonOct 14

Shane Gillis purposely engineered getting canceled talking about women’s gym clothes to promote his new season of tires HAHHAHAHAHA what a fucking master on SNL no less

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🍄 shroom socialist · Oct 12, 2026 · 9:06 PM UTC

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🍄 shroom socialist@shroomsocialistOct 12

‼️ BREAKING: Footage of Jerry Seinfeld performing in Israel has been leaked

MintPress News

@MintPressNewsOct 12

Jerry Seinfeld Gets Confronted Over His Support For Israel’s Genocide In Gaza “It’s a genocide & I’m into it he” says, attempting to make a joke out of protesters who disrupted his performance by calling out his support for Israel. Seinfeld previously trained with firearms at an illegal West Bank settlement, where Israelis practice shooting targets with Palestinians printed on them.