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Augustus the Divine

@_Teng__

Anti-theist of all varieties Taurus ♉ 🐂 26, 5'10, Retired DH Skater, ex-producer of music . I am divine. it's in my name

 Astoria, OR
soundcloud.com/user-458343619
Joined May 2017
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Replying to @_Teng__ @JonHammond1701 @JDMartin1998 @darwintojesus
Why doe
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Replying to @_Teng__ @JonHammond1701 @JDMartin1998 @darwintojesus
Why doe
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Trump Phone Durability Test - Its worse than we thought...
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sweet kit@gfwlcverOct 28
i like how they just accepted this
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when you have a friend
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Lyndell Chase@ChaseActuallyOct 27
Forever gangster for that shit.
Earth_Wanderer (@earth_tracker) profile pictureEarth_Wanderer
@earth_trackerOct 27
At the 1995 MTV Awards, Cameron Diaz was forcibly kissed by Chris Isaak and Jim Carrey gave him a taste of his own medicine
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Go to jail @Real_Cassowary lmfao
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I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DI3 WDYM
♡ mari/cohe ♡ (@noinconsistency) profile picture♡ mari/cohe ♡@noinconsistencyOct 27
every religious person thinks their religion is the most hated by atheists
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@AdvisorJohnOct 25
Addiction comes in all different forms, but this definitely lands. I’ll be sharing this one with my kids as it’s a perfect illustration of how it unfolds.
Marcial Cuquerella (@Mcuquerella) profile pictureMarcial Cuquerella
@McuquerellaOct 25
Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado
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@OrangeFreddyGOct 24
It’s like the world was experiencing a meme shortage so the universe sent us a bunch all at once
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@JesskaPizzleOct 23
Bruh lol
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@GOP__LsOct 25
🚨 Trump on people suffering at the pump from high gas prices: "I don't give a damn. I'm gonna say it. We're making a freaking fortune."
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Sujay@WeirdlyHungryOct 24
The absolute juxtaposition of this video against the women on the H3 subreddit saying I can’t believe this man is a piece of shit my entire life is a lie.
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Joji’s reaction to when Ethan say that every man wants to R*pe women is permanently burned into my mind.
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aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸@sapphyreblayzeOct 24
You can pinpoint the exact second he decides he needs to go all in on his music career and get the fuck away from these people
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Joji’s reaction to when Ethan say that every man wants to R*pe women is permanently burned into my mind.
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Cosmic Dude@HorizonAeroKSPOct 24
The sun is PLASMA, not FIRE. Elementary school shit btw.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Sun is not fire requiring oxygen for combustion. It is plasma powered by nuclear fusion, which does not need oxygen. starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/StarChild… iflscience.com/people-are-ask… wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/201…
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robbie :)💫@soapijabroniOct 24
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femcellord (@femcellord) profile picturefemcellord@femcellordOct 24
No. You don't deserve to be fucked by my legendary penis.
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BUCKLEY 🐞@buckorooniOct 24
the gang
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@Trendora2211Oct 22
The booeing was crazy there 😭
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Nostalgia
@nostalgiaaOct 22
Spongebob (1999)
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