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I'm one of the original X-Men. I've been around since the beginning, and I don't plan on leaving anytime soon. So tough luck.

Westchester, New York
Joined September 2010
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Come friend, I shall teach thee how to Douglas.
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Oh, look. I still have old Twitter. They know better that's why.
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#thingswelearnedontwitter That it is possible for a couple who hates each other to stay together so long as the sex is good. @__OneEye
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Sorry about the heatwave, midwest. If your accents weren't so freaking atrocious I'd consider asking Storm to stop it.
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I always wonder what @TheRealStanLee thinks of all the Marvel RPers on Twitter.
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#DarkKnightRises Its not the trailer the world deserves but the one it needs right now.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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My "James Marsden Looking Mutant Made A Bad Joke" senses're tingling. .... Huh. GOTTAHAVEANAWKWARDTALKWITHAKID ON FRIIIDAY!
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.........Since when was I following Pedo-Flash?
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Replying to @_The_Conqueror_
@_The_Conqueror_ Hey, she out sold GaGa on iTunes! Don't hate on Dazzler!
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That awkward moment when you first meet Thor and you're like "oh my God!" And he's just like "yes?"
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Somewhere out there...SCOTTY'S GONNA DIE!!!!! *Hides in a bunker*
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Osama Bin Laden is dead, you're welcome.
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Replying to @_EmmaFrost
@_EmmaFrost ~I have never, ever used chocolate like that before. Thank you. ...And Happy Easter.~
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*Obligatory Red Robin joke* Reeeeed Robin! Yummmmm! :D
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(OH! IN YOUR FACE! #scottgothisballsback XD)
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Replying to @__OneEye
@__OneEye Daddy, I have a girlfriend! Should I give her drugs now?
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*starts imitating his father and puts on sunglasses* I need to do paper work. Emma! I'm giving you drugs! And then to the paper work!
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Oh thank God we're not in Westchester.
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#twitterpetpeeve Misspelled worldwide trending topics. Congratulations world, you suck.
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