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The Man United staff whenever Eriksen takes a quick nap
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How are you this bad at kicking a ball as a profession footballer?
I knew Fofana’s penalty went a little over the bar but FUCK ME 😭😭😭😭😭
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The goyim in the replies lmao
Boyhood United fan but was never injured for Barca lol
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Every day is one step closer. Keep smiling, Manu ❤️
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Boyhood United fan but was never injured for Barca lol
🚨 Exclusive: Marcus Rashford has returned to gym training at Manchester United as he continues his recovery from a persistent hip injury sustained during the World Cup. Rashford remains unavailable for selection due to the injury, but is continuing his rehabilitation at Carrington.
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CARRICK HIVE WE HAVE A JOB TO DO
🚨 Understand Michael Carrick will be given the opportunity to turn things around at Manchester United.
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Wilcox is gonna make himself interim
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Carrick: "It wasn't a farewell from me."
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We got worse
🚨 Michael Carrick: “We will be very different team against Bournemouth”. “I definitely trust my players, 100% sure. We have to be a different team on Sunday”.
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What the fucking hell is going on
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He dropped Bruno just to play Mount
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Carrick might be the guy to defeat player power for good at this club
EXC: Bruno Fernandes dropped to the bench by Michael Carrick for Bournemouth visit. #MUFC head coach aiming to turn around team’s results in a pivotal moment for him. Fernandes, out of form, criticised tactics in Como. Details ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7722277…
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Imagine Michael Carrick thrashing Bournemouth on Sunday, and that victory becoming the turning point of our entire season. Imagine Manchester United going on an UNBEATEN RUN in the Premier League and Champions League. Imagine us walking into the grounds of our biggest rivals and beating them one after another. Liverpool. Arsenal. Manchester City. Real Madrid. Bayern Munich. Nobody wanting to face Manchester United anymore. Imagine the players rediscovering their confidence, Old Trafford becoming a fortress again, Bruno lifting the team when things get difficult, and Carrick finally finding the tactical identity we’ve been desperate to see. Imagine the same fans who wanted him gone suddenly singing his name from the stands. One victory becomes five. Five becomes ten. The belief returns. The football improves. The whole club starts moving in the same direction. Then comes the end of the season. THE PREMIER LEAGUE TROPHY. THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TROPHY. THE FA CUP. THE CARABAO CUP A QUADRUPLE. From being written off to conquering England and Europe. From doubting our manager to watching him lead us into Manchester United history. I know it sounds absolutely insane right now. But imagine being a United fan and witnessing that comeback. Imagine the tears. Imagine the celebrations. Imagine what it would mean after everything we’ve endured. Carrick’s revenge. United’s redemption. The greatest comeback story in football history. Sunday, Bournemouth. Let the movie begin.
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The INEOS “structure”
Antonio Conte does not feature prominently in #mufc’s considerations. It is argued he would not fit into the structure the club is determined to adopt [@TeleFootball]
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He’s gonna be the interim for the new manager
🚨💣 BREAKING: Michael Carrick is expected to be in charge for the game against Bournemouth on Sunday. [@JacobsBen, @alex_crook]
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He’s defo gone after this, this is absolutely embarrassing
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WE PLAY IN AN HOUR?😭😭😭
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ineos have the chance to save their reputation if they go big in January, but they'll let us down no doubt
Michael Carrick: “When the next transfer window comes, you want to plan and you want to make the best of it. Whatever that looks like at this stage, we don't quite know. But without doubt, there's opportunity because the transfer window is open. So we'll definitely be looking at that and trying to come out stronger in whatever way that looks like.” [sky] #MUFC
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🚨🎙️ | Lisandro Martinez: “I expect MORE from our technical director, I have to be honest…” 🤯😮
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At least he's showing adaptability, hopefully he pulls it off
Michael Carrick on the midfield selection: "We want a lot more control in the game. At certain times, we have been too open and we wanted to change that." [@StevenRailston]
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“It’s not the fan’s fault” How am I meant to feel sorry for this? They’ve destroyed the integrity of the sport and this is how they behave
🚨 Big Steve 🗣"Well, well, we'll people. That didn't quite go to plan did it.." 👀 "Liverpool the 'Cauldron Of Hate', I've had more hate at Stockport County.. 🤣 "Gary Neville, Jamie Carragher, Roy Keane and all you bandits, that one was for you! C'MON CITY! 🔥 #ManCity #PL
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