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Joined September 2020
2 stupid mistakes, but I’m sorry, the supposed best shotstopper in the world needs to save those shots man
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haaland could score in 10 straight games and somehow he'll find a way to ensure none of those are assisted by doku
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Big week to be a longtime James Acaster fanboy. Aside from being an actual genius, him being able to deliver this message in *this* forum is an example of why
Reminder of the time James Acaster dealt with some strange questioning about mental health with loads of grace and patience
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I'd like to hope someone doesn't have a mental breakdown ever again. James Acaster just showed everyone what living with Autism is actually like on national TV. As someone with it, you've just learned what a lot of autistic people go through on a daily basis #CelebrityTraitors
NEW 🔥 The penultimate episode of #TheCelebrityTraitors Series 2 reportedly has an ending that has “never been seen on the show before, and may never be seen again.”
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I don’t understand what United fans are angry about, you’ve been mid table for the better part of 10 years. I don’t see Everton fans having weekly meltdowns.
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I genuinely don't think they realise they've been shit for nearly 15 years. They aren't the same anymore it's long gone. It's bonkers how they harp on like this.
"They're probably going to sack him" Gary Neville's immediate reaction to Man Utd's 3-0 loss to Bournemouth 😳
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When people say “this isn’t Man United”, what they’re really saying is that it isn’t Fergie’s Man United. They’ve been shit now for 13 years since he left and they were shit for 25 years before he joined
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keep in mind these are only the mistakes he's been punished for. the amount of set pieces we should've conceded from because he flaps about is crazy
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James Mcatee vs Ipswitch Town " Bernardo Silva "
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Only half football's worth of evidence but Allan is threatening to be to the list of wingers who were brought in for the RW spot who look much better on the left.
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11 games in , how do you rate Mukasa ?
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anyways
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I reckon you could find 114 charges of bullshit going Man Utd's way in the Fergie years. It's time to rule out Steve Bruce's injury time header in 93
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we needed to excommunicate grealish fc actually
Certain City fans can’t celebrate Doku goals until 2030 deadass
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he’s playing at about 30% intensity after his injury and still doing things like this at anfield 😂😂
not quite my tempo
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Guy is rated by every single coach he’s played under, he must not be as bad as people say he is I guess
Rico Lewis has been added to the England squad ahead of Tuesday’s UEFA #NationsLeague fixture against Czechia at Wembley 💪 The full-back joins from our #YoungLions having helped Lee Carsley’s team secure qualification for the 2027 UEFA #U21EURO.

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Mad to think the future of a 132 year-old football club largely rests on whether some money came from one Abu Dhabi investment vehicle (CPC), or another (ADUG). One apparently fine, the other not under the rules. Some of the furore seems a bit absurd really.
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🚨Major Breaking: A set of journalists have got together to collectively misunderstand a single paragraph in a 2015 dispute between Etihad and the US.
#MCFC’s key defence in its appeal over the Premier League guilty verdict was denied by its own title sponsor Etihad Airways in an extensive submission to the US government in 2015 With @SamWallaceTel ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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The panel themselves said they don't believe someone from ADUG knew it was funding the club (likely Sheikh Mansour) If City have evidence of where this money came from, and the panel have simply come to the conclusion based off old emails, the PL is screwed.
⚖️INSIDE MANCHESTER CITY'S APPEAL 💸Club to argue Abu Dhabi government - rather than owners - behind sponsorship deal top-ups 🧮'Irrefutable evidence' is bank statements showing transfers from govt to sponsors 💻Hacked emails were 'false assumptions' rather than a concoction 🗣️Use of 'sham' and time taken also thought to form part of defence dailymail.com/sport/football…
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Imagine 20 riders competing in the Tour de France. Five are allowed to use electric bikes, while the other 15 are restricted to ordinary pedal bikes. Then one of those 15 pedal bike riders finds a way to secretly turn his bike into an electric bike, giving him the same advantage as the five who were officially allowed them. He won and the other 5 complained. The other 14 are still expected to pedal their way around the course under the original rules. And we’re supposed to call that a fair and competitive race.
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