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They came to us with 100 million for Enzo? 😂
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Embizzi eyange saagalamu cabbage nebilungonyo. Mpa embizzi 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Brokers should be able to share with us such information as we house hunt. You can’t be having these conversations every three business days. It’s either water of the graphic guy at UELGBTZ 😓 Shyaaat!
NWSC 🇺🇬 (@nwscug) profile pictureNWSC 🇺🇬
@nwscugNov 5
Water Supply Update: Kampala East Water Supply Zone Dear Valued Customers, We regret to inform you that there will be interruptions in water supply tomorrow, Friday, 6 November 2026, from 6:00 AM to 7:00 PM. This is due to planned works by the Uganda Electricity Transmission Company Limited (UETCL) along the Mukono North power station that supplies power to the Katosi Water Works. Water production and supply schedules to the following areas will be affected during this period: Affected Areas Katosi, Kisoga, Mukono, Seeta, Mbalala, Namugongo, Namanve, Sonde, parts of Kireka, Kamuli, Kyaliwajjala, Bulindo, Nsasa, Mulawa, Nabusugwe, Kitukutwe, Naalya, Ntinda, Kisaasi, Najjera, Luteete, Gayaza, parts of Kamwokya, Mbuya, Mutungo, Kitintale, Matugga and the surrounding areas. Customers are advised to store enough water and use it sparingly during this downtime. We sincerely regret the inconvenience and appreciate your patience and understanding. Thank you. #Waterman @NWSCMD
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Enkuba yooku bypass eswaaza bili byenyini sitaani byaataswalako
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If he is very serious about his retirement, I am hereby confirming my allegiance with Portugal and Spain going forward.
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Guys guys guys!!!! Makerere has finally removed the biggest hurdle for those upgrading their studies No more EXTERNAL EXAMINATION after today!
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ßεɴĵεε 🇺🇬 (@_Benjee256) profile pictureßεɴĵεε 🇺🇬@_Benjee256Nov 4
There has been two occasions where I have tested Ugandans’ integrity. One; I asked Blaize interior if the owner was around, she boldly said no. Today: I asked the Secretary if their boss who had just moved past me was around, guess what? 😂
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Firstly, what are you guys inserting in there?
🧚🏻‍♀️Malaika. (@A_ngellah) profile picture🧚🏻‍♀️Malaika.@A_ngellahNov 4
Women who use flavored condoms 😑, what’s that you’re doing to your vagina!😐
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Niga always chooses his moments 😂
Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) profile pictureFooty Humour
@FootyHumourNov 3
Never forget when Emi Martínez dared Cristiano Ronaldo to take a stoppage-time penalty against Aston Villa in 2021. Bruno Fernandes stepped up instead, sent it over the bar and Martínez’s reaction was absolutely PRICELESS 😭😭
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There has been two occasions where I have tested Ugandans’ integrity. One; I asked Blaize interior if the owner was around, she boldly said no. Today: I asked the Secretary if their boss who had just moved past me was around, guess what? 😂
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Driver to the car UG 11 00006. I have seen people with bad hearts but boy oh boy, yours is a discovery on the road. That Kamuli road burst was unnecessary 🙌 Time: 11:40am
petty🎃 (@shar_ttitude) profile picturepetty🎃@shar_ttitudeNov 3
Driver UA 075DN What in the idiocy!!!!
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Just spiced it up with some Red Chilli! AGAIN
ßεɴĵεε 🇺🇬 (@_Benjee256) profile pictureßεɴĵεε 🇺🇬@_Benjee256Nov 3
They still want him around, to stress you more 😂
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They still want him around, to stress you more 😂
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These guys are against their Manager and it’s now not even funny
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Registration at this hospital before the consultation with the second line Consultant is 170k. Not in any country but here in Bukoto. Bukoto guys 😭🤦🏾‍♂️ What in the hell?
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Look at the players we hold with high regard and place bets on 😂🙌
DataFut (@DataFutebol) profile pictureDataFut
@DataFutebolNov 1
Martial Godo, jogador do Strasbourg, “aquecendo” os olhos e fazendo exercícios mentais antes do jogo.
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Don’t your keyboards auto correct shi anymore? The word should be knickers not that shi
Nimi Pamela (@nimipamela0) profile pictureNimi Pamela
@nimipamela0Nov 1
On the case of her not putting on a nicker, most women nologer put on nickers in this generation coz they are irritating, don’t give fresh air and cause yeast infections
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KYAMBOGO UNIVERSITY
@kyambogouNov 1
Congratulations to Henry Sserwadda from SOME who emerged the overall winner at Kyambogo University's DAAD SDG Partnerships Student Innovation Pitch Event. His proposal, focused on decentralising vehicle inspection centres across Kampala while maintaining a unified digital database, demonstrated the importance of innovative thinking in addressing urban challenges. At Kyambogo University, we believe that education must go beyond the classroom. It must inspire ideas, solve problems and create lasting impact. #KyambogoUniversity #StudentInnovation #DAAD #SDGs
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He will gas it while taking inside
100.2 Galaxy FM Zzina! (@GalaxyFMUg) profile picture100.2 Galaxy FM Zzina!
@GalaxyFMUgNov 1
Forget the rest, @FIKFAMElCA delivered an unforgettable performance last night at the #MAKFreshersBall26 Big Boy for the Big stages 🔥 #EssawaYonnaKisoboka | #ZzinaLifeStyle
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Fik might have been right but things involving that gender? It may not end well for him
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Someone explain to me what that 17 in red was trying to mean here 😳
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