If you're here to find something to justify being mad at me, I kick babies for fun. There, you're free, you can go now.
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Yeah, you guys don't realise what ultra sexy irresistible guys like myself put up with!
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days.
Annoying? Not very sexy?
GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
Asked Gemini to flesh out a joke concept I had about programmer sock sorting and it was doing so well until the very end at the punchline where a software engineer called Maya reveals she just buys identical pairs of *black* socks, like c'mon man you were so close.
Holy shit no wonder these guys are not getting laid
lmao you just like it because it makes you feel special but you're just a crypo-centrist bootlicker like the rest of them
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I've never actually seen a woman look good in a Nekopara-inspired slutty catgirl cosplay Halloween costume
What I find remarkable by these sort of things is that so many people seem to have some sort of sense of a 'natural law' of geographic determinism that trumps considerations of actual people.
The saddest fact about the last decade that no one talks about is the no one believes in liberal ideals anymore.
Anyone planning to attend a demonstration in support of Palestine Action in the vicinity of the US Embassy on Saturday, 31 October will face arrest as part of a robust policing operation.
Expressing support for the group is an offence under the Terrorism Act following its proscription in June 2025, a decision upheld by the Court of Appeal in June 2026.
Read more: news.met.police.uk/news/met-…
Weirdly I have never had an issue despite having once drawn out £20k in cash and having the dodgiest looking cashflow ever
In the developing country of the UK, withdrawing £2.5k of your own money for a holiday is such a comically, laughably large amount of money that the curtain twitchers in the bank fraud teams just assume you’re money laundering and if you don’t itemise everything you intend to spend that money on, they might just decide not to give you it. Your own money.
An alarming number of issue in British politics is downstream of some artificial scarcity due to some pointless self-imposed rule that we can't get rid of or pensioners will all go vote in a Farage government.
The problem with rats is they go through life thinking things like "ah, sorting my socks appears to be of order n², I should switch to smaller washes" when clearly it's n • log(n) which they would have known if they'd studied a humanities degree like CS.
The law of preference falsification on the internet is that you are not allowed to say "I don't like this", instead you have to use one of the socially sanctioned reasons that something is bad
(this is incredibly ableism against autistic people btw)
