If you're here to find something to justify being mad at me, I kick babies for fun. There, you're free, you can go now.
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Let's be honest the bigger issue was caring about electability, like c'mon girl dark woke has a reputation to maintain
I the whole arc of the past decade is that you can completely chimp out and still win elections, but it certainly hasn't painted chimping out in a very good light.
So we can totally chimp out, but only a little, as a treat
Yeah, you guys don't realise what ultra sexy irresistible guys like myself put up with!
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days.
Annoying? Not very sexy?
GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
No but it does shows the inevitable consequence of these sorts of things - those with best legal-jutsu win, everyone else loses
Asked Gemini to flesh out a joke concept I had about programmer sock sorting and it was doing so well until the very end at the punchline where a software engineer called Maya reveals she just buys identical pairs of *black* socks, like c'mon man you were so close.