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Joined December 2014
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Am I the only one who hasn’t been blind sided by AI? Don’t get me wrong I use it, but damn people are REALLY drinking the cool aid on this one!!!
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Hi folks! I'm looking for my next tech role and would really appreciate help spreading the word. I have 10+ YoE and am open to Senior/Staff/Principal, Tech Lead, and Engineering Manager roles. An intro or RT would mean a lot. ❤️ #OpenToWork [ Rust, C#, Python, JS, AI, Infosec ]
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I’m BACKKKKKKKKKKK kidding, accidentally pressed the wrong icon forgetting I even had Twitter, X what ever it’s called 😘
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Sucks that if you get a @kilohearts subscription your are lured in with "getting $100 credit per year". Then comes black Friday they give $100 off but you can't use the credit you've accumulated. So I've already spent $140 and get exactly same discount as someone that hasn't 😭
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didn't see the small print!! irony is I got the subscription just before last year's black Friday thinking I could combine both discounts together. Sucker, note to self should read small print more often!
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I just got a free month for @Telegraph , don’t normally bother with the news and a week in I remember why!! Readers can also comment on articles, most of the comments are by the uk version of truth social members 😢 Glad it was free, won’t be doing that again!
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Been having a play with Rust 🦀 and made this Spectrum Analyser audio plugin (not fully finished!). github.com/Cmdv/nih_plug_spe… Quite different to Haskell but still cool you can make VST/CLAP plugins. Had to learn a bunch of DSP concepts, Nih_plug, Iced and Rust but it's doable 😅
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I used to like twitter
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“You think it’s about triangles but really it’s about circles”
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Vincent Orr retweeted
Cuckoo Fibre today made all of their Front End Developers redundant so I am looking for a new role. If you hear of any opportunities or just want to catch up, please send me a message. About me & what I’m looking for: 💼 Principal Frontend Developer with 24 years experience building for the web. 💅 A Senior Designer before switching fully to Front End Development in 2011. 🌎 Open to hybrid roles in Leeds. ⭐ Previously worked at Sky Sports, Sky Bet, William Hill, and others. 👔 Contract and Freelance experience working for The Premier League, Betfair, and Shell. 😄 Pretty friendly guy #WebDevelopment #FrontEnd
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Very unlikely but imagine if this was possible stackoverflow.com/questions/… #Haskell
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Sorry for sounding elitist, but all the best software engineers I come across end up gravitating towards FP. It often takes them years as a gradual process, but FP solves many problems that OOP struggles with. I wish FP people would stop with the math and category theory though.
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This happen to anyone else? me: I think Y because of X group/individual: yes agreed ... chat chat chat 30 mins on subject group/individual: I think Y because of X 🤷‍♀️ There's 30 mins of my life I won't get back
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I find it fascinating the amount of content available on complex subjects in Haskell. Yet when looking for good/basic architectural design patterns for production apps there are so few. 😢
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Waited an hour for logs from my db to generate, then immediately pressed up a couple of time to go through history in my terminal and deleted them instead of running pgbadger against them 🙈🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🙈🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🙈🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️ FML see you in an hour
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Got a rather big app in Haskell that I’m trying to profile it’s memory usage. Have a high feeling this is going to be painful!!! Any good blog posts / tutorial recommendations?
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Yeah so it just breaks on MacOS, that was fun profiling session
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AI 🤖 is going to be talking over, but not until corrective text actually stats woking!!
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Here are my observations from the past year: Blockchains are slow like/share/subscribe/click the button/doit
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