Actor, Writer, Antisocial Media Influencer, Professional Enabler, Nap Aficionado, Hashtag-Gamer, and some other stuff too. @justjoshing.bsky.social
Toronto
Joined March 2009
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I just want my wife to look at my package with the same enthusiasm as the ones she gets from Amazon.
Me too, man. Me too.
Gene Snitsky Suggests He’s Blackballed From The WWE Hall Of Fame
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Here's an idea for the people who hate immigration:
Make it affordable for the working class to have children.
They're the ones you rely on to serve your food, fix your equipment, drive your trucks and stock your shelves.
Support them or you'll have to import them
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Josh Young retweeted
The Project South corruption probe began with an alleged plan to kill a Toronto jail official. But it also unearthed a web of other alleged schemes involving some of the same people, and misuse of police powers.
Here's the story of one of them, from me: thestar.com/news/crime/how-a…
Capitalists: We give the people what they want!
Consumers: We want things cheaper and better!
Capitalists: Did I hear "faster and shittier"?
Consumers: No. Nobody said that.
Capitalists: Faster and shittier, coming right up!
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I think if I could go back and do it all again, I'd definitely be a foot guy. Those guys have it so easy.
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My dream is that one day, we will finally unite together and normalize asking your spouse for grief and/or pity sex.
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Josh Young retweeted
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
I'm glad you asked. See, a hippopotamus is very heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
Woah, Elon Musk "made 1000 new millionaires"?
He's worth a trillion dollars.
That's like me having $100k and bragging that I gave 1000 people $1 TO SPLIT.
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Me: Can you tell me about the steak?
Server: Yes! It is a AAA steak from a small town in Alberta. I also know where the farm is, the name of the farmers, and can trace the lineage of this cow back 5 generations!
Me: Wow! So how does it taste?
Server: Oh, I've never tried it.
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ADHD and Autism have always existed. They were only pathologized because capitalist societies don't consider neurodivergent minds "productive" enough.
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Just a reminder that the market doesn't determine your value as a human being.
Most people aren't built to sit in a cubicle all day. Most of us are just doing our best to adapt to an increasingly specialized, finaniclally optimized, transactional world.
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