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Fuck you iPhone!!!! Nobody said correct my texts bitch!!! Itβs not a fucking typo I meant what I typed!!!! Bitch!!!!!!!! Fuck apple!
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My friend's daughter is already really into playing with makeup because she thinks it's so fun. Mama, I was born in the 1900s, you would have loved how fun it used to be
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there was never going to be five thousand dollar checks you stupid slut
Imagine voting against $5000 in your bank account π€¦ββοΈ
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump pledged $5,000 to adult U.S. citizens if Republicans retained Congress in 2026 midterms. Democrats won both chambers, so it does not apply. Similar prior promises went unfulfilled; it needed congressional approval and would cost over $1T.
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this is genuinely the funniest thing iβve ever seen i canβt believe this is real
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This former Haley Stevens staffer says to definitely vote for Dr. Abdul El-Sayed because Haley Stevens isnβt the person she says she is and she worked closely with her.
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First trailer for the new βPeanutsβ special β12 DAYS OF SNOOPYβ.
The special follows Snoopy as he discovers that he is on Santaβs naughty list. He sets out to prove he is a good beagle with just 12 days until Christmas.
Releasing November 13 on Apple TV.
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Iβm sorry youβre telling me this is Haley Stevensβ actual husband and not Bubbles from the Israeli spinoff of trailer park boys
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onion article from 3 hours ago
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He beat cancer and then immediately went back to tweeting about how AI sucks. That's my pope π
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LeBron James hit Dean Wade with the Obama, Key & Peele handshake in real life ππ
