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Chris 🦑

@_teletext

Comedian

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Joined March 2012
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Getting dragged to church on a Sunday when you’re going through your emo phase.
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This morning Pope Leo XIV met Bob Dylan 📸: Vatican Media
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Patriots protecting women & girls latest:
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNewsNov 3
BREAKING: Reform councillor charged with 35 offences including rape news.sky.com/story/reform-co…
Reform councillor charged with 35 offences including 12 counts of rape

Reform councillor charged with 35 offences including 12 counts of rape

Councillor George Madgwick has also been suspended by the party.

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Uh oh!
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@BBCNewsNov 3
Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams bbc.in/4sXvGIF
Staffordshire's Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams

Staffordshire's Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams

The World of David Walliams is shut from Tuesday, but no reason has been given for the closure.

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Jono 2.5@jontranslatesNov 2
Watch out Jill Dando!
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@OfficialFPLNov 2
Goal - BARRY Assist - GEORGE Newcastle 0-1 Everton (49 mins) #NEWEVE #FPL
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I refuse to believe anyone has ever taken a decent photo on their phone at a gig.
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Back on my business. #BrianBoru
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Full house 😎
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Tony Turner@tonytiger67Oct 31
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@TheSunOct 31
Tomorrow's front page: Kenny's secret nights at Maya's thesun.co.uk/tv/40871557/tra…
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@Lord_ArseNov 1
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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Halloween is crap really init.
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Suede and the Manic were good tonight. #6musicdad
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Col Jenx@Wobblycol100Oct 31
Halloween party ready
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Funny
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@WisdenCricketOct 31
Marnus Labuschagne ended his South Africa tour with scores of 0 and 4, extending his worrying Test slump 📉 He has not averaged over 30 in a Test series in nearly three years!
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@JaysBettingClubOct 30
Menzies seeing Sherrock win 500k
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Costelloe starts again
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@Dominos_UKOct 30
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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@NDR_lufcOct 30
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 29
In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite Internet moment of all time.
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Patrick Stewart as gay opera director Alistair Burke in one of my favourite scenes in Frasier. Rest in Peace
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Ballon d’Ork #wafc
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@BurnleyOfficialOct 28
We are delighted to announce the appointment of Fabio Celestini as Head Coach. Find out more online 💻

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@BBCBreakingOct 28
Tommy Robinson guilty of harassing two Daily Mail journalists bbc.in/4yIzE9f

Tommy Robinson guilty of harassing Daily Mail journalists

The 43-year-old is convicted after a week-long trial at Southwark Crown Court.

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