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Chris 🦑

@_teletext

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Joined March 2012
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Jono 2.5@jontranslatesNov 2
Watch out Jill Dando!
Fantasy Premier League (@OfficialFPL) profile pictureFantasy Premier League
@OfficialFPLNov 2
Goal - BARRY Assist - GEORGE Newcastle 0-1 Everton (49 mins) #NEWEVE #FPL
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Tony Turner@tonytiger67Oct 31
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The Sun (@TheSun) profile pictureThe Sun
@TheSunOct 31
Tomorrow's front page: Kenny's secret nights at Maya's thesun.co.uk/tv/40871557/tra…
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Lord Arse!
@Lord_ArseNov 1
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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Col Jenx@Wobblycol100Oct 31
Halloween party ready
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Jay
@JaysBettingClubOct 30
Menzies seeing Sherrock win 500k
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ndr
@NDR_lufcOct 30
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 29
In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite Internet moment of all time.
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Patrick Stewart as gay opera director Alistair Burke in one of my favourite scenes in Frasier. Rest in Peace
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Ross@Greggoo17Oct 27
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Wigan Athletic (@LaticsOfficial) profile pictureWigan Athletic
@LaticsOfficialOct 27
58' - Second change of the evening. 🔁 (1-0) | #wafc
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Wigan Athletic squad photo 1997 #WAFC #WiganAthletic #Latics
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This is crazy! A twister was spotted in Blackpool during Storm Boelo 💨🌊
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Everton 5 Chelsea 2 March 28th 1970 Att: 57,828 Goodison Park @oldpicposter
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Chirping from mid on
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@realmadridOct 23
👉 Mourinho
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cky - 96 quite bitter beings 1999
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Mike Stanley@mikestan87Oct 23
Will Grigg playing in a wooden stadium is surely a health and safety concern
Chesterfield FC (@ChesterfieldFC) profile pictureChesterfield FC
@ChesterfieldFCOct 23
📝 We can confirm that Will Grigg has departed the club, joining Forest Green Rovers on a permanent basis. The forward leaves North Derbyshire having made a momentous contribution to the club’s success in recent seasons, netting 42 times in total for the Spireites and finishing as the club’s top scorer in the National League title-winning season. Everyone at the club wishes Griggy all the best for the future. 💙 🔗 shorturl.at/uDpju #Spireites
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BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 22
First human case of Shamonda virus detected in France, officials say bbc.in/4sgyJuO
First human case of Shamonda virus detected in France, officials say

First human case of Shamonda virus detected in France, officials say

The disease, which usually affects cattle, has been identified in a patient who died in early October.

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Ben@CriminalCostaOct 22
All wearing custom darts shirts, at least half of them officially sponsored. Glad I spent hours sitting around in GMEX so Fallon Sherrock can have a go. What a fairytale!
Josh (@joshpearson180) profile pictureJosh
@joshpearson180Oct 22
So here are the 24 people that have been selected to take part in the Beat Luke Littler show on Netflix Thoughts? 🤔🎯
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Steve McFadden attending The British Soap Awards, BBC Television Centre, London. (2006)
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Look at this pillock, here!
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Replying to @The_MJF @CreateAPro @Myers_Wrestling
It’s bad enough a German just came into my company. Now I’m dealing with grammar Nazis too.
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Matthew@regionalthickoOct 20
6 Music Dads v GB News Music Radio Dads tear up on Brighton beach
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