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This is the official gofundme for anyone who would like to donate. May he rest in peace and return home in peace. gofundme.com/f/support-for-j…
The father of a teen killed in a shooting in the Bronx spoke through tears as he remembered his son. Read more: pix11.com/news/crime/teen-ki…
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Elijah retweeted
parks bro…parks
For me, living abroad is not even about the big things. Just the fact that I & my kids can drive 5mins to the local library that has computers, books and a park every Saturday and just chill and hang out for several hours is enough for me. Nigeria be damned. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids. “I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang) variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…
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Elijah retweeted
El Nino for day, Poseidon for night, no be life we dey live
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If una no swear for Olamide the way una dey swear for Davido too, God go punish all of you.
Olamide, Seyi Tinubu & Jowizaza chilling outside 🔥
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Elijah retweeted
The Maynechurian Candidate
👀 EXCLUSIVE: Terrence Howard has his sights set on the White House ... telling TMZ he might just have to run for president if nobody else is willing to make a real difference.
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A time was definitely had at #Moonshot2026 🤭✨ Content Connect partnered up with @TechCabal for this year’s Moonshot and you already know some quality content is on the way! So, anticipate what we're cooking because it's about to be a banger. If you attended Moonshot on both days, mark your attendance in the comments!👀 ✅
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She laughed and you gave up. #BadHoops
crazy how one typo cant fuck your chances up 💔
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Elijah retweeted
FELT LIKE BRON BRON
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CEO of “walk it like I talk it” #dandadan
when overly cocky characters can actually back up their massive egos
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Even if you don’t have PVC, come out for solidarity reasons
If you guys come out to vote, the elections will be too big to rig. You must come out. If we have over 60m Nigerians out to vote! Things can shift
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OH ITS ALL OVER THE SCREEN, FUCKKKK
The Audi Quattro is BACK - and this Brit-born monster comes with a 10,000rpm V8 twist... 🤯 autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-c…
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They tried everything they had in their limited kits to put him down, pulling out new Bankai and etc and still needed Yhwach to save them. Even the anime couldn't help stop him 😭. Gotta expect it though since Kubo is a Saint Seiya fan, he knows Miracles are just that broken.
Highkey we gotta thank Yhwach because this fight might’ve never ended 😭
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somewhere in 🇲🇦…
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Child beaten by IDF
فلسطین کے بارے میں بات کرنا بند نہ کریں!🇵🇸🇵🇸🔁
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These are wartime stories btw.
She Hid Her 12-Year-Old Daughter in a Ditch for Nine Months to Save Her From Boko Haram In August 2014, Zainabu Hamayaji made a decision that would keep her daughter alive but force the young girl to spend nine months hidden underground. Hassana was only 12 years old. Her mother feared that Boko Haram fighters would abduct her and force her to become a child bride. To protect her, Zainabu hid her in a deep ditch behind their home in Madagali, Adamawa State, Nigeria. Then, she did something that made the plan even more extraordinary. She pretended to be mentally ill so the insurgents would leave her family alone. When Boko Haram invaded Madagali, families faced a terrifying choice. People who tried to escape were being killed, and Zainabu witnessed the violence firsthand. Her husband was among those killed. She was left trying to protect her children in a town controlled by the same fighters she feared would take her eldest daughter away. Zainabu had heard that the insurgents were looking for young girls to marry. When they learned she had a daughter of marriageable age, they came to her home. She denied having such a daughter, but they did not believe her. They beat her repeatedly. Her shoulder was dislocated, and she lost a tooth during the attacks. Zainabu realised that simply denying Hassana's existence would not be enough. She needed to make the fighters believe there was something about her family that made it dangerous to interfere with them. So she began acting as though she had lost her sanity. She loosened her hair, stripped off her clothes and wandered around the community. She rolled in rubbish and smeared herself with urine and faeces. The woman who had once lived an ordinary life was deliberately making herself an object of avoidance. The insurgents returned repeatedly to check whether her behaviour was genuine. Each time, Zainabu continued the act. Her younger children helped her maintain the deception. When the fighters questioned them about their mother's behaviour, they insisted that she had been mentally unwell for a long time and had previously visited a psychiatric hospital. The children were frightened, but they played their part. Eventually, the insurgents began to believe the story. According to Zainabu's account, they feared that harming a mentally ill woman or taking her child could bring a curse upon them. They even left a warning on the family's house telling other fighters not to attack them. But while Zainabu was trying to convince the insurgents that she was mentally unstable, Hassana was facing a different kind of ordeal. She was living inside a ditch. Her mother had prepared the hiding place with supplies, including food, water and matches. Hassana had to cook and manage her basic needs in the confined space. She also had to find a way to dispose of her waste. For nine months, the ditch became her hiding place. She could not simply walk outside whenever she wanted. Her safety depended on remaining hidden while her mother continued the deception above ground. It was an extraordinary burden for a child who should have been able to live without fear of being abducted and forced into marriage. Zainabu kept up the act, despite the beatings and the physical injuries she had suffered. Then, in March 2015, Nigerian soldiers recaptured Madagali from Boko Haram. When the soldiers encountered Zainabu, they were suspicious. They wanted to know how she had survived in the occupied town and questioned whether she had been married to a Boko Haram fighter. She denied it and explained what she had done to protect her children. The soldiers did not immediately believe her. So she took them to the hiding place. When they opened the ditch, Hassana was there. After nine months underground, the 12-year-old girl was finally brought out of hiding. The soldiers took the family to a camp for displaced people in Gwoza, where Zainabu later told her story to journalists.
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"Romance anime takes 2 whole years for the leads to confess" 100 year Soul society slowburn:
From childhood friends to husband and wife
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No fuckin way son LMAO
PROMO: Jalen Brunson plays a detective on the next episode of Law & Order: SVU #SVU #Knicks
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