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I joked with my boyfriend that he gave me a weekend so good that I felt like a dog about to put down, and he patted my head and said "no you just got adopted" and like this motherfucker
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Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
see the problem is that EYEEE think it’s funny but every time I make a joke about it everyone just gets quiet
TENEMOS UNA MAMDANI EN LA CASAAA
BREAKING: Nithya Raman wins Los Angeles's mayor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/3V2DNqF
when I get to the pearly gates, god is just gonna be sitting there with a list of my twitter likes from the past 24 hours like 🤨
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my boyfriend MANIPULATED me into liking him by being nice and sweet and caring, and then GASLIT me into thinking i deserved it
HOLY SHIT
Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan General Election
#DecisionMade: 7:49 PM EST
Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Senator-elect James Talarico and Governor-elect Gina Hinojosa visit a Whataburger after their victory rally.
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Excited to return to an era of crank dealignment where the dumbest people with the worst desires are alienated from the political process. They can return to where they belong: moderating the nation's fetish websites and trying to sell alternative medicines at our outdoor markets
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You believe in voting? That pales in comparison to my strategy of-
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OKLAHOMA'S IN PLAY?
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Matt Walsh I don’t see in any pronouns in your bio
































