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*Murder reporter turned houseporn scribe. *Reply guy. ''Abysmal winner'' *Helped bully Steve Rannazzisi off Twitter

Joined March 2013
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Comfort the afflicted. Afflict the comfortable.
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Pissbaby pisses down leg. Then drinks Ben Shapiro's piss from the tap.
The “jokes” about Charlie Kirk are heinous for reasons that have nothing to do with the fact that I agree with his politics. There is just something especially callous and soulless about gloating over a brutal, bloody murder we all saw with our own eyes. He was a young man and father of young children. We saw him get shot in the neck. The blood pour out. The natural human reaction when seeing something so violent, bloody, and shocking is to be moved and shaken by it. If instead you’re gloating and joking, it shows that this human part of you is dead. You truly are a soulless goblin in a way that’s only vaguely distinguishable from the guy who actually committed the murder. That’s what makes your callousness so disturbing for those of us who still have souls. We’re human and you no longer are. And that makes you a monstrosity to us. We’re not “offended” so much as revolted by the sight of you. You’ve become the spiritual equivalent of a maggot eaten corpse. You are a grotesquery, a morally disfigured beast.
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His famous catchphrase
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You're stupid and liar who sucks at stonks.
Whatever man. I look at my numbers every day. Thanks for calling me a liar
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Liberals will look you dead in the face and swear they're better people than republicans while saying and thinking shit like this...
us the next time florida has a hurricane.
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Tremendous cope on newsmax rn
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California voters when they had the opportunity to end prison slavery in 2024:
i do yearn for a commiefornia like the other states think california is, unfortunately we live in liberal hell
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I miss when these guys were crying about the bombing of Dresden because it meant they at least attempted to read a book. Now they watch Disney movjes
Watching Luke kill 1.5 million people with a single shot, many of them just support crew like maintenance workers and cafeteria/bar employees, and unfreed political prisoners doesn't rate, because 1.5 million deaths is just a statistic.
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Absolute UNIT
I love how his silvery (grizzly) fur shimmers as he fatly shimmies
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First of literally SEVERAL games the Kings will win this year.
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Tucker Carlson framing JD Vance and WITKOFF as the moderating forces here is the dead giveaway that this is total bullshit. Trump will likely use another MOAB and Tucker will then say that Vance saved the world from a nuclear attack and fallout. Just another Thiel op.
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer. Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war. To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha. The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people. And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final. We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it. Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made. They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making. One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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Sat in my apartment in Lodi and WEPT with joy.
November 1, 2010: The Giants win the franchise’s first World Series since 1954.
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Fred Lewis on the TL!
A boat horn from McCovey Cove startled Randy Johnson when he was about to pitch which caused him to throw a “eeuphus”and ended up being a strike. Best thing you might see today and there was a lot after the Brewers won the World Series
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If baseball teams cooperated instead of competing, they could work together to score a virtually unlimited number of runs. And isn't that the point? To score runs?
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Absolutely the fuck not Not because of roids, but because his numbers are extremely mid (outside of HRs)
You hold the deciding vote in the Hall of Fame case for Mark McGwire. Does he get in?
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Joe Rogan, famously uninvolved with UFC.
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Of my favorite Giants of my lifetime. Should've been on the 2002 team.
Ellis Burks (9) - June 27, 1999 239th of career Solo home run off Chan Ho Park
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Y’all do not like yourselves. That’s why everybody gotta come back to the office, you can’t go eat lunch or the movies alone, and your SO can’t go anywhere without you. You’re a loser and you know it, but you’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem
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Thinking about YCSE when Elizabeth Holmes immediately slides into her Bass Grifter Voice when she's working the phones for the 2.0 version.
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This dude got absolutely rinsed in record time
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