@a_luffa

the body wash appreciator

 Washington, USA
twitch.tv/a_luffa
Joined April 2014
  • Tweets96K
  • Following726
  • Followers542
4.6KMedia
in case anyone doesn't know the ocarina of time rules
10
3
1
21
Ever since I learned spiders learn our routines to stay out the way, I be feelin kinda bad when I catch one lackin. Like my bad gang, I’m not usually awake at this hour you’re right. This isn’t a death sentence for you I promise
145
6,925
299
124,053
1,222,691
they both look attractive? what are we doing here?
Levi
@Ackermanlevi556Oct 26
Bro, I'm not even hating, but when a woman who looks like HER chooses a guy like HIM, I genuinely start questioning what women actually find attractive. 😭💀
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Engagement bait account from India x.com/ackermanlevi55…
7
341
oh yea it's gonna suck ass having been on the right side of history i'm sure i'll feel so shitty and dumb about that
Mia Talias
@miataliasOct 26
Some of yall are gonna feel so stupid for falling for this free Palestine shit some day lol
12
285
meghan mancain x retweeted
Alonso Gurmendi@Alonso_GDOct 26
One of Lula’s most important and least well-known achievements is US capacity to sanction it into compliance is limited, because unlike Europe, Brazilians don’t need Visa or Mastercard to make payments.
Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianOct 26
JUST IN: Trump threatens to tariff Brazil unless they redo their election
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Unsubstantiated and likely incorrect. No evidence of this can be found in any media outlets or news agencies. reuters.com/world/brazil/
89
5,365
113
48,955
915,510
it's funny to pretend they would have just auto granted his visa when this is what they said about revoking his ETA:
Iris@irisemburyOct 26
Hasan Piker lied about getting banned from the UK. They declined his ETA & told him to apply for a regular visa, so he claimed his visa was revoked (not true) 'at the behest of Israel', then admitted he lied a week later on LBC. But 5mo. later, he still references this.
1
26
i wanna meet the michigan voter who is like too scared to show up now cause jake lang showed up at a hasan event like what michigan voter doesn't just give you a blank stare at that sentence?
🌸ayana🌸@ayanajsk23h
I said the Hasan Piker event was going to be an unnecessary distraction too close to the election. I was told to calm down/touch grass. Jake Lang is here too and it's become a media circus. It's some of yalls job to foresee these situations and prevent them. You failed. Good job.
40
this is essentially begging for a weirdo behavior pass.
North 🇺🇸🇺🇦
@northisliveOct 26
“I'm simply sharing my feelings” You publicly talked about Atrioc like he was a digital rapist. How could you not realize this would lead to a harassment campaign against him? What else did you expect to happen?
13
meghan mancain x retweeted
lu.cas@der_muffinmanOct 26
como pode o brasileiro ir tirar uma foto qualquer e simplesmente meter uma semiótica de prêmio pulitzer
☆Gostosa & Ordinária☆@miiduloOct 26
Os homi ontem simplesmente apontando uma arma pra gente após resultados das eleições.. nosso crime? Gritar Lula da varanda rs 23h35 da noite Falaram que se aquela casa tivesse uma ocorrência iam pensar se iriam, e que quando a gente precisar é pra chamar o Lula rs
154
23,345
110
186,556
1,392,699
meghan mancain x retweeted
MC Squared@mcsquared34Oct 26
128
4,272
121
43,059
217,135
Wario64
@Wario64Oct 26
Layoffs Hit Ghost Of Yotei Developer Sucker Punch 'According to an ex-Sucker Punch employee, 26 people have been let go.' aftermath.site/sucker-punch-…
100
2,938
18
26,679
211,514
we're gonna bring shame back one day and these people will start to say it was the microplastics
sun@sunsequel2Oct 25
Hearing someone is on antidepressants for depression kills my respect for them immediately ngl. Not my compassion though.
19
meghan mancain x retweeted
Blue Muse@Mystics_BluesOct 26
“The incident caught the attention of Eddie Johnson, a former professional soccer player. Nevada will be joining Johnson’s Orlando-based youth soccer training program in January, his mother said.”
philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Oct 26
I spoke to the mom of the 3-year-old soccer star who was left "thinking he did something wrong" after a league official called police "due to a disturbance between parents" The youth sports league said they launched a review and reached out to the family huffpost.com/entry/nevada-so…
59
634
34
3,100
52,820
meghan mancain x retweeted
Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

61
2,821
13
64,533
796,080
i wanna walk around in these peoples brains when someone forces "wwjd" to pass through the neurons.
Abby Libby
@abbythelibb_Oct 26
It is not a sin to hope someone you like doesn't get deported, you hysterical cultists.
1
1
164
this lady is like in other mommy when the evil titular character twists herself into looking like a swastika
Abby Libby
@abbythelibb_Oct 26
It is not hypocritical to support ICE and be for mass deportation and also think the government is capable of messing up particular cases from time to time.
27
meghan mancain x retweeted
SLUG@generalslugOct 26
why do so many of you guys have blue checkmark accounts now lol
24
29
3
550
17,373
can i morally blackmail you to visit turkey?
unavailable
1
5
211
meghan mancain x retweeted
kev joon@never_oppressedOct 26
These people are actually medically stupid. It’s awesome.
17
81
10
4,199
141,385
these guys know the midterms are gonna be brutal so they were all huffing hopium imported from brazil lmao
Legal Phil@Legal_FilOct 26
This take was maybe defensible last night at 10 pm. It was not defensible at 9am today, when the vote total difference was ~4 million.
23
oh hell yea it's lulag season
Clash Report
@clashreportOct 26
Flávio Bolsonaro: I was ordered to surrender my passports. I am prohibited from leaving the country.
18
289
Load more