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dovekie U•ェ•U

@achingargonaut

i think about birds and linguistics and puzzles and little else & im currently doing a very bad job of trying to figure out how baseball works :^D

 mayor of normal city
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Joined July 2026
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this is more than any of my actual tweets the most dovekie coded tweet ever twoten nitter.gq/ipaddlearound/status/1…
paddle (@ipaddlearound) profile picturepaddle@ipaddlearound12 Sep 2024
me: (the stupidest person alive driving the ugliest car and listening to the worst song of all time) this is awesone
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파과 Pagwa@pagwa_Oct 29
가슴 깊은 곳에서 무언가 뜨끈하고 소중한 걸 퍼올리고 싶다 그것을 물감 삼아 그림을 그려야겠다
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shark@_goblinshark11h
🚨Spencer Agnew has donated $2,000,000 to the LGBTQ+ community. "I love you Anders," he states.
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okay well that aside its so fucked that ao3 is going down for 2-4 weeks JUST after minimum wage comes out because ooooh man. Oh man
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Tommy is nonbinary as fuck
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Okay why has "hockey jesus" shown up multiple times in the replies to this whats going on with that. I believe you but is this like an established memetic phrase
dovekie U•ェ•U (@achingargonaut) profile picturedovekie U•ェ•U@achingargonautOct 29
Do i have any followers who are into hockey. Celebrini is the rpf one right "why do you ask" Kid at work had a jersey on. Which is crazy dude like where the fuck do you think san jose is. Not here ill tell you that much
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full metal dingus@fullmetalferretOct 28
How it feels to try on jeans as a trans guy
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graypes@bintcrubbsOct 28
i rarely block but i saw a dude hatin on ritz crackers and cantaloupe. no interest in the rest of their thoughts
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nara@naranciagamingOct 28
remember when google search was uncannily good and could find exactly what you were looking for even from a really vague prompt? i'm reminded of those times, as i have been looking for a particular meme for like 30 mins now and it hasn't even gotten close
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Wordle 1,957 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yeah honestly i only got this one bc of homestuck
4batz (@v4mpb4rbie) profile picture4batz@v4mpb4rbieOct 28
i js know that i have no idea what the word is and ive probably never heard it
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jay@homingpigeondnaOct 29
i've been rewatching community again #trobed
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Unworthy Hand@kisstheblade_Oct 28
I actually like Cheesecake Factory and have enjoyed every meal I had there, but aside from their comically enormous menu and pretty good cheesecake, a big part of the enjoyment comes from the fact that it looks like you're dining in the tomb of the gayest pharaoh.
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my little sister would do so well on here which is why she can never ever get on here. i have an unambitious spirit & arguing makes me feel bad so its fine for me but she loves 1. fights 2. talking about how beautiful a woman is
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i also am a beautiful woman enjoyer but im kind of gay so its mostly aesthetic for me
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pigeon@pigeonisperfectOct 28
i hope you have a good day today and if it’s not good i hope you know that the pigeons still love you
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evan myers@knifevanOct 28
Me: bro isn't it so romantic and intimate?? just you and me here. Completely alone The evil entity possesing my body to do malicious evil things: What the hell sure
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rea ☆ starprincess pr manager (@solunarisse) profile picturerea ☆ starprincess pr manager@solunarisseOct 28
homosexuality is so unnerving
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This is just like a 50s teen movie trope. Or something. I was part of the ensemble in grease once
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Do i have any followers who are into hockey. Celebrini is the rpf one right "why do you ask" Kid at work had a jersey on. Which is crazy dude like where the fuck do you think san jose is. Not here ill tell you that much
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Maybe he was just a rpfer idk. I dont judge
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Michael King@MiichaelKingOct 27
People Magazine, you’ll never understand that Paddy Young is the true Sexiest Man of 2026 but that’s okay, because I know… and that’s all that matters #SNLUK.
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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