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New-age Philosopher.

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Joined September 2026
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hi. are you happy?
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Being Gay costs more than being a straight mf. Don't ask me how I knew.
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Na only mouth una Dey use talk this ovulation thing 😑
Ovulation will make you do something crazy.
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Saw a tweet that said- “Machines can never produce true art because they can never be horny, the first step in making any piece of art.” And I cannot agree less.
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Pretty girls make my heart skip.
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Who I like don get babe, very stup!d girl 😂💔
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NNN una.
Please how will you reach the Amala? Are the proteins not too much like this? You’ll be fully stuffed before your fork even touches the main dish! 😂🥩🍲
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una no gree follow me again😭
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“Hey Pumpkin” Na your papa be vegetable you this stupid girl 😒
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so if I guide na so people go dey talk "I always believed in him"??
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need crazily soft nyash in my grasp like RIGHT NOW!
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the intimacy of texting someone everyday it starts being part of your daily routine for it to end on a random Tuesday afternoon
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preferred it when I was anonymous on this app. Now everywhere I go in school, all I hear is, “That’s Success… she’s the popular Twitter influencer.” Please let me breathe. Oh my goodness, how do I handle all this fame? It’s too much for me😭
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I just wanna be rich and a lil famous
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Pn for pn??
Wagwan fellas In for pn?
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"anyone that eats pussy should eat ass"
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😂
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no way you listen to this and say he can't sing😭
Fola too sabi sing dawg. forget all these rewarm yarns
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me when i like a song: 🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂🔂
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Fola too sabi sing dawg. forget all these rewarm yarns
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I wan skip class tomorrow but I suppose post aesthetics for my Tiktok😔💔
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