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New-age Philosopher.

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Joined September 2026
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1. Mohammad was a pedophile (married a 6years old) 2. Mohammad was gay (5 men of Azzut had sex with him all night. Now what?
God has no son. He neither begets nor is He begotten. Quran 112:3.
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hello?? get down!
If I agree to come over it means I find you sexually attractive as well. So please make the move already i consent.
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you just pack girls number full phone. one paying work you nor get😂
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the secret to success: do the boring thing. do it consistently. don't overthink it. that's it. that's the system.
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Girl go fine finish, come dey smoke💔
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"Pain is temporary, quitting is permanent."
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Being broke sucks
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“ i can't give a man a BJ ” , but what exactly are you doing when eating a banana?
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When the fit you imagined weak asf 😅💔
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This life got me fcked up and confused, everybody has a lot to say on how to live it . I might just jump off a building 😅💔
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Women can smack their friends’ bums and laugh. Men should be allowed to enjoy the same level of friendship too.
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Boys go always bounce back na why dem dey call us bouncing baby boy
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Approaching me knowing you don’t cook for women is wild btw
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Hmu if you need this
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I'm armiboy I'm a fashion designer/stylist. Open thread to follow my creative journey. Ps: if you find me cool repost/quote. Show me the the world 🌍
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Make sure u bounce back bro
if I see two Nnamdi Azikiwe I don bounce back be that
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The way your phone rushes to die the moment it hits 15%. 😭
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If your male roommate is horny and you helped him by giving him your ass to penetrate as a guy, is it a bad thing?
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If she agrees to come to your house, that means she has the same plan as you, make the move and stop beating around the bush.
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Being Gay costs more than being a straight mf. Don't ask me how I knew.
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