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Joined October 2012
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TL cleanser
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Everything ends here. Experience GODZILLA MINUS ZERO, the first-ever Japanese production #FilmedForIMAX, in theatres November 6. godzillaminuszero.com
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The odds of capturing this on video were probably 1 in 850 quindecillion There has never been a quadruple meg before in human history and there will never be another
Just wait for Emma’s reaction to the quadruple meg 😅
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MAJOR LEAGUE HISTORY!! THREE homers for Joshua Báez in his MLB debut!
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Being a 33 year old man on Phoebe Bridgers day
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Christopher Nolan has announced that ‘THE PRESTIGE’ will be re-released in theaters this January for the film's 20th anniversary. (Source: youtube.com/watch?v=3kmRkWjc…)
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Taylor Swift has trapped all of the NYPD underneath the sewers of Madison Square Garden and detonated all of the bridges leading out of Manhattan. The fire rises.
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my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame
New footage confirms that an errant Russian surface to air missile was responsible for the tank roof toss at the Moscow Oil Refinery this morning.
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Austin retweeted
greatest child actor performance of all time
When Larry meets his date’s kid who falls in love with a swastika
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Alexi Lalas just called James Corden a “fucking wanker” on live TV and the reactions were incredible. Hero moment for him, IMO. #FIFAWorldCup
Did Alexi Lalas just say “wanker” on national TV 😂😂😂
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A historic occasion, indeed. Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness premieres June 26 on HBO Max. #LifeLarryAmerica
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Here's your first look at GODZILLA MINUS ZERO, in theatres & IMAX November 6. VFX, Written, and Directed by Takashi Yamazaki. #FilmedForIMAX
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ABS has turned baseball into the true sport of our time. Human experts trying to prove their continued worth in the face of a soulless machine that can humiliate them at any moment
Safe to say Randy was confident in his challenge
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people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now
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The little gay child from curb. One of the best characters of all time
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GODZILLA MINUS ZERO from Takashi Yamazaki Coming to North American theatres November 6, 2026 ow.ly/UrAX50XUsXY
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