Stand-Up Comedian. Wedding Officiant. Rasslin'

New England
Joined June 2020
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Compliments to the Chef 👏 👏 #WWENXT
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Vince McMahon smoking crack with Slimer is my favorite thing in the whole world right now.
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CM PUNK CALLS RYBACK :
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Ryback is finally retiring #SURVIVORSERIES
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The Rated R Superstar Adam Copeland has arrived in #AEW! Order #AEWWrestleDream right now! 🇺🇸 aewevents.com/wrestle-dream 🔗 allelitewrestling.com/watchw… @EdgeRatedR
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Thanks for everyone who asked to take pictures of the 🍑! #cosplayisnotconsent #evo2023 #StreetFighter6 #cammy
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The neckbeards are very upset with my tweets tonight. Turns out fans with 27 followers, who’s Twitter handle has “elite” in it, don’t handle criticism or common sense too well. You guys should learn to no-sell my tweets. Pretend you’re really in the elite, pal. 😂
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My pornstar name is Gradey Dick
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Personally, I think every pro-wrestling show should have Elton John as it's theme song. #AEWCollision
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Shane McMahon lasts longer than I do. #WrestleMania
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A lot of you guys have been sleeping on the youtube content.
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The AJ Hapenny retweeted
YO 😩 not my mom straight roastin me at shows, stay humbled💀
I wound up sitting next to Kylie Rae's mother last night and when she powerbombed a 200 pound guy she muttered "but she can't help move furniture at the house"
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As it should be!
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Don't Heckle Me, I'll Cum
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I bet you MFs didn’t know about my Side Hustle 💥💥💥
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The AJ Hapenny retweeted
NOOOOOOO
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Told Jessica I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day.
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