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Alani Vargas

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Senior Editor, Lifestyle @parademagazine • @dorianawards member 🎙 @heroesofgalaxy @SeriouslyCallMe 🌈 Mean Lesbian Union Prez (she/her)

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If you know anything about me and my love for Star Wars, you know that at the top of it all is my love for Ahsoka. With that, here is my encyclopedic knowledge of the character for @thedailybeast #Ahsoka thedailybeast.com/obsessed/a…
Everything You Need to Know Before Watching ‘Ahsoka’

Everything You Need to Know Before Watching ‘Ahsoka’

Ahsoka Tano has a long history in the Star Wars franchise—but her Disney+ debut will be her biggest role yet. Time to catch up before tuning in.

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JENNIFER LAWRENCE SINGING DEEP IN THE MEADOW IN SOTR EPILOGUE
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Every song. Every artist. #TheHungerGames: Sunrise on the Reaping - The Album coming November 13th. Pre-order the album NOW.
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peter pettigrew in prisoner of azkaban
cou cou 𝜗𝜚 (@wellbealright) profile picturecou cou 𝜗𝜚@wellbealrightNov 1
why does this look like him getting emotional over coming out as a rat
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I jokingly said shit vs chocolate to my fiancee, and they thought it was wild… but I wasn’t wrong…
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if they gave me a song from zootopia when then other team was doing high school musical i’d be so fucking mad
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i’ve seen enough. order me my childhood best friends where one moves away and they reunite as adults, but the one who stayed behind has spent years resenting the one who left. longing disguised as resentment, invisible red strings pulling them back together rom drama. thank ya.
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THEIR CHEMISTRY??????? SOMEONE SEDATE ME
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kinda impressive how much you have to hate women to get mad at the way the copilot handled this while the pilot was apparently praying with closed eyes
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“Holy f*ck, we’re out of time” Heart crushing ATC audio captures the moments before a Learjet 60 crashed in Palm Beach County, Florida, killing all 9 souls on board. VIA: @thenewarea51
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4:50 sunset
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favorite part about this is the beginning when she pressed the steak and some raw juice squirts out onto the table and just sits there
mk 🐞 (@houseofston3s) profile picturemk 🐞@houseofston3sNov 1
just referenced this video to a group of friends and they had no idea what I was talking about and I realized in real time I sounded like a lunatic
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I'm starting to think u be starting shit with him !! Tbh !!
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Neve Campbell says that she will return as Sidney Prescott in ‘SCREAM 8’. (Source: @APEntertainment)
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When you have a friend. #DWTS
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Working class people’s lives are on the ballot on Tuesday—their healthcare, their rent, their bills. Haley Stevens just betrayed them by endorsing the very Republican she said she wanted to run against.
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I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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beam me up, lord.
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ruhn@ttslckrNov 2
i'm alll for changing for the better, the more anti-zionist jewish people the merrier! also i do love his beautiful wife leighton meester
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Adam Brody is voting for Abdul El Sayed. This will break the brain of that racist, who plays his mother on Nobody Wants This.
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Zara Rahim@ZaraRahimNov 1
every 9 minutes a new, increasingly disorienting detail about haley stevens drops. wdym her staff showed up to a clyburn event and she didn’t? wdym she sent obama to vm? wdym CLUB CHALAMET defended her? wdym a registered foreign agent is running her presser? am i hallucinating
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Me monitoring the Michigan situation from Chicago:
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rush@420jokeNov 1
nothing could have prepared me
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@TheWapplehouseOct 31
Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitNov 1
I need this to tank her political career in the party
Sam Robinson (@samueljrob) profile pictureSam Robinson@samueljrobNov 1
Republican Senate nominee Mike Rogers appearing with Democrat U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens at Perfecting Church in Detroit
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Farcless@EltonEugene1Nov 1
Amanda Seyfried is that girl, has always been that girl. Wack him again
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Amanda seyfried calling Charlie Kirk a fucking pussy to Elizabeth Holmes’ psychopath maga husband’s face lives in my head rent free.
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Shadow Knight@shadowknightdkNov 1
not tracy fucking morgan doing a better elizabeth holmes than JLC
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Daniel Radcliffe and Tracy Morgan recreate the scene between Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes for ‘The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins.’
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when the monster mash is a graveyard smash
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This yellow sauce you see on the side is our zip sauce, it's like a rock sauce.
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