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alan_ow

@alanstheory

Sneakers, Wrecking Ball Main, and Lifting. Alanzus#1657

 Houston, TX
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Joined October 2011
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I MET MARINAAAAAA
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Playing DPS is really annoying in my rank because the dumbass supports will sit behind the tanks and then just heal only them in the whole game and do nothing to help.
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The p0rn accounts found this
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Genuinely insane
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I thought this was Matt and Jeff hardy
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Trying to think of a set of twins that were more servy….. Mary-Kate and Ashley were shaking !
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I love you Doja cat 🥲
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Genuinely insane
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me lowkey
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been feeling a little down lately and i get on overwatch before work and we were winning until i got disconnected................................ fuck blizzard and these servers bro
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I’m sooooooooo drunk @DojaCat
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DOOOOOOJAAAAA 😭😭😭
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straight up shit from an ass
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Fiddy@FiddyOWNov 5
@ aaronkellerOW @ alecdawson @ Custa
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Neighbors are playing loud ass Jhene Aiko early in the morning so now I’ve been playing every song I have liked on Spotify and yeah
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alyssa 🪩@pachifikaNov 5
Please Sign this petition c.org/yffBrgrsn2
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Reverse the Wrecking Ball momentum change

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What is taking Mississippi so long I need to see if Colom won
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And North Carolina too. I need to see Virginia Foxx lose
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She experienced what ball players face every second of every day </3
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@PopBaseNov 5
Doja Cat changes lyric of ‘Paint The Town Red’ at her show in Dallas, Texas following the Democratic victory: “I don’t care I paint the town BLUE.”
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If you’re on a walk at the party eating a fruit or seeds with a peel or shell do you discard it by
44%Throwing in grass/bush
56%Trash bin
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Ball isn’t allowed to be a viable character because TikTok support players find him annoying
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THIS SHIT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME!!!!
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Holy shit my gov is a Latina from the 956 LFGGGGG
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