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❔Honey wanna swirl❔

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Joined April 2011
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you ever had to unfollow a girl from high school on instagram because her baby gives you bad vibes
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swirleina 🪩 retweeted
this will sound mean but PLEASE get over things faster. You don’t want to waste your good years being angry, bitter, and sad.
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swirleina 🪩 retweeted
Perdón si te ofendí por una publicación que no era para ti, no sabía que estabas tan pendiente!
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swirleina 🪩 retweeted
The worst person you know is online rn posting about being the victim of something they keep doing
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I vant to suck yar vussy
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halloween is crazy what do you mean an ostrich is examining ur vagina
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mommy roleplay but i just leave you in a hot car
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OH HE ATE THIS SO BAD LIKE WOAH😭😭😭
what's the best halloween costume you’ve ever seen😭?
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swirleina 🪩 retweeted
hey dude thanks for matching my exact speed in the left lane after i merged on the freeway that was sick bro have you ever seen an unregistered firearm
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swirleina 🪩 retweeted
I burn bridges because I can swim Bitch
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swirleina 🪩 retweeted
i’m out of the loop on purpose. please don’t loop me in.
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The elephant never forgets
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Who the fuck is canes and why we raising him
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no matter how tired you are at the end of the day, play with your pets. you’re their whole day.
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swirleina 🪩 retweeted
MEU GATO SEDADO PUTA QUE PARIU KKKKKKK
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Posters are basically just trophies
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swirleina 🪩 retweeted
some people come into your life to teach you that your boundaries need to be stronger than your empathy and love.
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lord farquaad if he had a crippling porn addiction:
Update for those not all in the know: -I have changed my name from Guida to Zelda because unlike the other one, I genuinely do want to change my real name to Zelda -I was mostly sure about being trans, but I now believe I am 💯 a woman. I feel even better being girly ^ ^
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swirleina 🪩 retweeted
I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
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swirleina 🪩 retweeted
i just want to be genuinely wanted
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