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Joined January 2021
I appreciate that thank you! I’m doing great hope all is well with you too!
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@alienooooo just checking on you hope all been well 🤲🏾
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that dude was really gooning in the drive thru
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Literally 💀
Tik tok emails be like “Watch videos from the bitch you don’t like and wanna run over”
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I love being small so my nigga can pick me up.
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I wonder how Michael Jackson feel about all this shit
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Yall remedial as hell if you think a man and a woman cannot just be friends
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You don’t have to be homeless to be hungry . You can be a student barely making ends meet, someone struggling check to check . Not have enough money to stretch . Although I see her point …. Sheesh
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I wanna go to a wedding
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I love how all the black people in the comments are like “a white woman!” and all the white people are like “a new wardrobe?😃” 💀💀💀💀
uh oh he’s getting skinny we all know what comes next
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Same thing bro was thinking 😂
finna run it up w/ my lil japanese patna, lil fucker smart as hell.
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People who don’t believe that multiple things can be true at once are slow. Life isn’t black or white all the time.
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Why is this my first time seeing this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
omg bruh dis shit so funny
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Wow - Bravo this Woman for calling it out
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Nature is amazing, vandalize your local data center
Have you ever seen a more perfect gradient 😭
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Yeah rent was due like five days ago fuckface
A girl pulled up her checking account in front of me last night. 52 bucks in there. She was about 30. My goodness, man.
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A lot of you dudes are lame af.. Why would I want to see you at 11:02pm?
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raven sitting back allowing her white girlfriend to be her spokesperson while a black woman is expressing how much of an asshole she was to her is so fucking weird & i’m glad gabby didn’t hold back on her ass
Gabby really got Raven together here
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If dick size was as outwardly obvious as tit size, a lot of y'all would keep your fucking mouth shut.
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There's a particular kind of freedom that comes from realizing you can survive being misunderstood. You don't have to correct every assumption, defend yourself against every accusation, or participate in every argument.
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