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@alienooooo
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Joined January 2021
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jaw@JawbreakerJuiceNov 8
that dude was really gooning in the drive thru
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SB@saniyyyahb22h
I love being small so my nigga can pick me up.
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QUEEN KEY
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I wonder how Michael Jackson feel about all this shit
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Q 🇬🇩@cuessef14h
Yall remedial as hell if you think a man and a woman cannot just be friends
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Replying to @BGatesIsaPyscho @alienooooo
You don’t have to be homeless to be hungry . You can be a student barely making ends meet, someone struggling check to check . Not have enough money to stretch . Although I see her point …. Sheesh
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Same thing bro was thinking 😂
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da bleeder (@weezdotoomuch) profile pictureda bleeder@weezdotoomuchNov 7
finna run it up w/ my lil japanese patna, lil fucker smart as hell.
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A. 🐐@lexBeyNov 7
People who don’t believe that multiple things can be true at once are slow. Life isn’t black or white all the time.
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Wow - Bravo this Woman for calling it out
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Tobi #TENOÍ (@tobito420) profile picture
Tobi #TENOÍ@tobito420Nov 6
Nature is amazing, vandalize your local data center
alyssa (@alyssaaaaaaidk) profile picturealyssa@alyssaaaaaaidkNov 5
Have you ever seen a more perfect gradient 😭
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Yeah rent was due like five days ago fuckface
Mike (@Leonard_Szeliga) profile pictureMike
@Leonard_SzeligaNov 7
A girl pulled up her checking account in front of me last night. 52 bucks in there. She was about 30. My goodness, man.
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drea marie@_agxoNov 8
A lot of you dudes are lame af.. Why would I want to see you at 11:02pm?
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tyris ✰
@TYRISPRINTNov 6
raven sitting back allowing her white girlfriend to be her spokesperson while a black woman is expressing how much of an asshole she was to her is so fucking weird & i’m glad gabby didn’t hold back on her ass
ʀᴀúʟ ꉂ• ༚ • ིྀต (@fauxdeity) profile pictureʀᴀúʟ ꉂ• ༚ • ིྀต@fauxdeityNov 6
Gabby really got Raven together here
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Bluma@x25princessNov 6
If dick size was as outwardly obvious as tit size, a lot of y'all would keep your fucking mouth shut.
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There's a particular kind of freedom that comes from realizing you can survive being misunderstood. You don't have to correct every assumption, defend yourself against every accusation, or participate in every argument.
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🖤@chrisiscluelessNov 7
The worst part about dating is pretending that you keep your room clean. Omg. Would u love me if you knew I was a slob?
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
brittany loves Christ ★ ★ (@ilovemyugw) profile picturebrittany loves Christ ★ ★@ilovemyugwNov 6
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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zach@_ZB_22Nov 7
Notice how it wasn’t a woman so he ran off like the pussy he is
It’s Coffey Time (@ThisIsCoffey) profile pictureIt’s Coffey Time@ThisIsCoffeyNov 7
“How does it feel being a loser, Mr President?” - Sky News reporter, Dominic Waghorn 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Give this man his Pulitzer Prize.
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LEN@jaaayLENoNov 7
Women 30+ dating super young men are either in survival mode (need money) or extremely horny. You cannot convince me that you’re mentally on the same page with any male younger than 30. You’re just not. Well unless you’re kinda dumb, there’s that too
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Diva$@yoeesohNov 7
You couldn’t tell me shit about them when I was a kid like I sworeeee one direction wanted to be them so bad
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