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if ao3 don’t got me i know people on twitter do BLESS UP
GOD I LOVE SOULMATE AUS
Three fucking nights. Three nights of lying awake in bed wanting to rip his skin off and bash his head against a wall he was so fucking tired. Shane knew what it meant the moment he felt the electricity pass between them as their hands touched but hadn’t wanted it to be true.
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If our brain cells run together just enough we can get shit done
if you ever think you are not a functional human being bc you have autism or adhd just get a customer service job of any kind and you'll see that everyone else around you has some kind of cognitive disability that just turns their brain off completely
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y'all are joking around but i truly hope they make 25 seasons of heated rivalry
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Executive dysfunction is so stupid. “Sorry the place is a mess–I’m being prevented from cleaning by powerful, unseen forces”
Okay the photographer in me is gonna geek for a sec but I’m so fucking fascinated by the catch lights in his eyes like wtf I can only dream of getting some like that especially in a (seemingly?) shady area??? SHARE YOUR SECRETS (Tae can probably just do that with his eye tbh)
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Shane’s gonna Pavlov his husband into getting hard at a Google Calendar notif
married hollanov & shane starts adding sex to their shared calendar bc work and kids keep getting in the way and he's sick of it. ilya thinks it's a little silly at first but shane is dead serious & considers each calendar item a 100% mandatory obligation. all fine until he adds them last minute during the day while ilya's out at work. he checks his phone at the notification and turns beat red, hastily excusing him from the meeting to go fuck his needy husband :)
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Lowkey make AO3 only accessible to account holders for the first couple weeks post shutdown cause these news organizations reporting on the outage has me freaked out































