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Joined July 2020
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If you think this is possible, I have seven bridges to sell you
一笔画完挑战,这看起来也太难了吧,有人能挑战成功吗?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
这个图形有四个奇数顶点,根据欧拉定理无法一笔画成。 wincenter.com.tw/blog/teacher/e… kepuchina.cn/article/articl…
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I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a financial sum written in scientific notation
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Maybe one of the greatest things anyone has ever said seconds after completely shattering a glass door
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Replying to @amazonmilkfrog
Euphemisms for pussy: Lobster roll, juicy Lucy, St Paul sandwich, baked potato, slug burger Euphemisms for dick: Hot weiners, gas station sub, fluffernutter, fleischkeukle, the bobbie
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Chicago is the city of Friendship
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Turns out the NLCS wasn’t the World Series. It was actually the NLDS
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the Tampa Bay Rays: can’t wait to play World Series games in front of our home crowd the Milwaukee Brewers:
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brewers are now outscoring their opponents 61-9 on the 26th day of the month this year
it is bad news for the rays that WS game 3 is on Oct. 26th The brewers were the most dominant team in baseball on the 26th day of the month this season going 7-0 (1.000) and outscoring their opp. 53-9
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"What's the chemical symbol for gold?" The well-studied manul:
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Replying to @amazonmilkfrog
in wisconsin, we’ll eat any misbehaving child regardless of ethnicity
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iowans are eating mad pussy
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in vermont, they just eat each other
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As a former contributing writer to the AP Stylebook, I'll make a ruling here: it should be "Dans Sullivan" like Surgeons General. Like Attorneys General, or courts martial. xitter.cf/migold/status/21147937…
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@APStylebook is it Dan Sullivans or Dans Sullivan
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i like that they ellipsize one singular letter from wyckoff to make it fit
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Its also not lost on me that the black trans people in this conversation are being deliberately, maliciously painted as white in order to exclude them. Black trans people are tossed aside in trans communities and tossed aside in black communities
Replying to @fromkdwithluv
Why are white queers comparing anything when Black queer folk literally experience both
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He was so funny for this but now in retrospect it’s sad
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When you find out your goat washed 💔💔💔
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in fact we’ve already had 3 female presidents: 1) edith wilson 2) richard nixon 3) nancy pelosi
broke: we don't know if we've already had a gay president woke: we don't know if we've already had a woman president
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