Going full flounder mode @songmachinesco

North of The Wall 🐦‍⬛
Joined October 2014
Oh lord the bitcoin maxxis are going to be insufferable aren’t they
Last month, we demonstrated high-rate alchemy: turning mercury into real, stable gold, beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10. Last week, we enriched isotopes in the world’s most powerful plasma centrifuge, beating the Soviet record that stood for 40 years. Now, we’re building a fusion reactor in San Francisco to achieve record power density.
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waaaaa ☺️
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A dot, a bot, a duet, and a muse walk into a bar…
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The bar tenders says “what’ll it be boys”…
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Four flights to SF are booked and three memory.mds are updated.
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Love all the europoors screaming “wahhhh wahhhh why can’t I have this so I can work even less!!! Wahhhh wahhhh”
Replying to @claudeai
Claude Duet is an early research preview, available through a waitlist on Pro and Max plans in the US. It can still misjudge what’s urgent, and we’ll keep tuning it based on what early users tell us. Join the waitlist: claude.com/product/claude-du… Read more: claude.com/resources/article…
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this was a hall-of-famer if we lived in a just society
Replying to @theo
Was a little-endian or a big one?
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you just love to see one of these go by in the chat
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Make a book title edible Python for Dummies
Make a book title edible The Salamirillion
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YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD!
Replying to @android_stern
No hold up EXPLAIN YOURSELF ANDREW
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I’ve decided to go all in on Thot - the last agent you’ll ever need. At Thot we like to say, “everyone has a butthole logo, but only we have a reason.” Super excited, more to share soon.
An agent that automatically uploads bootypics from your camera roll to save girls time at the gym
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Say whatever you want about him, I’d like to see you give the entire Typescript community a happy ending.
The happy ending :)
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Me: just pick the common sense option, ill review when im back at my computer Claude:
The stained glass egg carton is finished
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There is a family stuck in ur balls. your job is to figure out how to get it out
there is $100m stuck in your claude max subscription your job is to figure out how to get it
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You either die a soul skater or live long enough to see yourself become team x-blades
Former Disney child star Erik Von Detten sued for alleged elder abuse, fraud trib.al/6yZ5RMA
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Alex Jones is going to have a heart attack if he sees this
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99.99999999999999999999% of my messages to Astra and Fable are me trying to get them to speak clearly like a human. I basically spend all day wresting with an brilliant autistic ahole. I guarantee I'm not unique. Maybe solving this is the same thing as solving intelligence, idk. But it ssucks and they should fix it cause they'd save a ton of compute.
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this is so good. every time kit releases something im envious of his thoughtfulness. its infuriating to have all my pain points solved exactly the right way.
hey. here's a little demo of the most meaningful improvement to my productivity since speech-to-text.
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My next token prediction is off the charts whenever I read your tweets
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bro
Alexandr with the FRE 15 is all you need to know, right?

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